Excerpted from Bard of the Deal, a book of poetry compiled from Donald Trump’s interviews, speeches, and tweets.
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Hart Seely, an award-winning reporter and a popular humorist, spent twenty hours a day for ten weeks poring through speeches, talks, and media appearances to compile the very best of Trump's wisdom. The selections are all taken directly from Trump's mouth, without changing a single word, and include his rhythmic reflections on women, business, 'amigos' and other foreigners, and of course, America.
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