Friday, February 27, 2015

If Your Favourite TV Shows Were "Game Of Thrones" Houses

Mash-ups are coming.


Friends


Friends


House sigil: A sofa

House motto: Pivot.

Enemies: House Geller have an on/off war with House Green thanks to a dispute about whether or not they were on a break.


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Doctor Who


Doctor Who


House sigil: The TARDIS

House motto: Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

Enemies: House Dalek.


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The Simpsons


The Simpsons


House sigil: Blinky the three-eyed fish

House motto: You don't win friends with salad.

Enemies: House Flanders.


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The Walking Dead


The Walking Dead


House sigil: Sheriff's hat

House motto: We burn the ones we love, and bury the rest.

Enemies: House Woodbury, House Dead.


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17 Things You Used To Write About In Your Diary

Dear Diary, can’t talk, gotta go, bye.


First of all, many of us wrote about our lives to Dear Dairy, patron saint of milk and teenage secrets.



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Who to go to the dance with. WHY YOU GOT NO ANSWERS, DAIRY?



"One day Chris B. asked me to the dance. I might go I might not."


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How much you hated your mother/brother/sister/father/the whole goddamned world.



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What day it was and how sorry you were you couldn't write more.



"Today is Jan 1 (?) 1994. Sorrey I havf to go!!"


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23 Book Titles That Would Be Better With Llamas

Catch-22 Llamas. Thanks to the #ReplaceBookTitleWithLlama hashtag.




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15 Problems Every Stephen King Fan Has

Aside from a life-long fear of clowns, St. Bernards, and 1958 Plymouth Furies.


Seeing this on the way to the grocery store and deciding to just call it a day instead.


Seeing this on the way to the grocery store and deciding to just call it a day instead.


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Feeling an overwhelming urge to just peek down this storm drain. Just to see.


Feeling an overwhelming urge to just peek down this storm drain. Just to see.


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Having to ask the person at the front desk of the hotel if you can move to a different room.


Having to ask the person at the front desk of the hotel if you can move to a different room.


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Having to shop at a different store after seeing something like this.


Having to shop at a different store after seeing something like this.


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The Hardest "Divergent" Trilogy Quiz You'll Ever Take

Find out where you rank on the scoreboard!



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The Rise Of The Independent Bookseller In The Time Of Amazon

“You cannot invent an algorithm that is as good at recommending books as a good bookseller.” —John Green



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Recently, five hundred independent booksellers gathered at a gorgeous, magisterial inn that F. Scott Fitzgerald used to stay at in Asheville, North Carolina. They were there on an important mission: the tenth annual Winter Institute, a conference organized by the American Booksellers Association, where booksellers, publishers, and some of the best contemporary authors mingle, attend educational sessions, and talk about books.


This conference is where buzz built for some of the biggest books of the last decade. From Sara Gruen's Water for Elephants to Anthony Doerr's All the Light We Cannot See, and especially small press favorites like The Empathy Exams by Leslie Jamison. Winter Institute is a place to discover, get excited about, and spread the word about the best books of the year.


I've experienced this firsthand at previous Winter Institutes. I spent seven years running events at indie bookstores, and I worked as a frontline bookseller while I was an undergraduate. Attending the conference as a freelance writer, one thing immediately became clear as I chatted with former colleagues and some of the country's best-loved authors: Bookstores are here to stay.


We see a lot of doom and gloom in the media about Amazon putting brick and mortar stores out of business, and about e-books making physical books obsolete. But according to the ABA, in the past five years the indies have grown by almost 20%, totaling 440 new bookstores. The results are even better looking over a longer period of time: Since 2009, indies have grown by 27%. People are paying attention to these statistics. A recent article in the New York Times shows that the U.S. is doing much better than the U.K. when it comes to indie bookstores.


"The existence of a bookstore in a community creates a community," says Azar Nafisi, author of The Republic of Imagination. "Amazon creates a warehouse." Community is more important than ever. Bookstores aren't just places to spend money; they are a gathering place where people can speak their mind. "Bookstores are the most democratic spaces in the world," Nafisi argues.


Kelly Link, author of Get in Trouble, has a background in bookselling. "I think especially in the current economy, independent bookstores often define the community that they are in," she writes.



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It's true. This is certainly the case with one of the best bookstores in the country: Third Place Books in Seattle. The store is doing so well that it is opening a third location at the end of this year. One of the reasons this store succeeds is because it serves the need of its customers, and the owners are innovative. Third Place got special attention from J.K. Rowling last year when Robert Sindelar, managing partner and a longtime bookseller, saw an opportunity in the Amazon/Hachette dispute. If Hachette wasn't going to allow their customers to pre-order the new Rowling novel (written under her pen name of Robert Galbraith) then Sindelar would make it even easier for local readers to get their hands on the novel. He took pre-orders and hand-delivered copies in the greater Seattle area. Rowling found out and helped spread the word via Twitter.


The poet and memoirist Elizabeth Alexander (author of the forthcoming The Light of the World) believes that it's not just good customer service that bookstores can provide: They also are a space for reflection. Browsing in a bookstore is critical for self-growth. You'll inevitably stumble across a book that you didn't even know you were looking for. "That's how you learn, that's how you live, that's how you feed your soul, that's how you feed your brain."


I saw this countless times in my years behind the counter and in front of shelves. Customers would take risks. They would read books they wouldn't normally be interested in specifically because they trusted the taste of the dedicated readers who wrote the staff picks or pressed the books into their hands — a fine art we call handselling.


"I wouldn't have a career if it weren't for independent bookstores," best-selling author John Green (The Fault in Our Stars) says. "The indie bookstore is what makes American publishing interesting and big and broad and diverse, and I worry that without bookstores, we wouldn't have that diversity."




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If Enid Blyton's "Secret Seven" Books Were Set In Modern Britain

They’d definitely go for a Cheeky Nando’s, for one.



The Seven were on the trail of a pair of rotten thieves, who had been stealing horses from the local gentry.

"There they are," said Peter, pointing directly at one of the very dangerous men, while standing only feet away. "Foreigners probably. First they take our jobs, then our horses!"

"Oh no, that's Tony," Barbara cried, pointing at the pony. "They can't get away with this."

"Quick," Jack shouted, whipping out his iPhone, "take a picture."

The gang all pulled out their phones and began snapping. Meanwhile the horse thieves made a hasty exit from the field.

"What filter are you going to use? I'm thinking Mayfair," George said, fiddling with the contrast.


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"Come back here!" cried Peter, following up with a selection of xenophobic expletives he'd heard his father shout while driving.

"He'll never catch them," Janet admitted. Colin was playing with his phone. "Colin this is not the time for Snapchat, we're on a case!"

"I just ordered an Uber," Colin replied, snarkily. "Typical though, there's bloody surge pricing."

"Must be a lot of people trying to catch horse thieves today," Pam offered, and Janet audibly groaned. Fucking Pam.


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"What is this even for?" Janet asked, ducking the frigid water.

"Charity," Susie replied. "All the money goes JLS, the boyband."

"Aston is so dreamy," swooned Pam, allowing herself to be drenched head to toe.


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The Secret Seven were minding their own business enjoying the endless privilege afforded them by their middle class lives, when Pam noticed a man at the window.

"The jolly awful paedo is here again," she told the others.

"Has he got his cock out again?" Colin asked, most astonished.

"No, he's just fiddling away in his corduroys."

Janet picked up the tea pot, freshly brewed and piping hot, and walked toward the window.

"Shall we pour him some tea?" She looked at Peter, a mischievous glint in her eye.

"Well he does look thirsty," Peter replied, opening the window as Janet threw boiling water all over the incessant masturbator outside.


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