For when The Boy Who Lived is just too mainstream .
Friday, October 17, 2014
This Is What It's Like To Watch "Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince" For The First Time
Angst, spells, and perfect snogging.
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The story so far: I'm watching the Harry Potter films for the first time, at 31. It's been six weeks since my last confession. This week I watched and tweeted Half-Blood Prince.
Yaay. If you're new to this, start with the first post here. We'll wait for you.
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Here we go...
The titles are getting too dark to read.
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31 Totally Drool-Worthy Tattoos For Fantasy Lovers
*Makes five tattoo appointments immediately*
The Lonely Mountain
A Hobbit hole
The tree of Gondor
22 Things Everyone Who Loves Paper Books Understands
Old book smell forever.
The pure enjoyment of spending hours wandering around charming, independent bookstores.
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And discovering awesome new bookstores you had no idea existed.
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Seriously, you just go bazoingos over the sight of paper books.
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The absolute thrill of giving someone a physical copy of your favorite book as a gift.
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McSweeney's Announces It Will Become A Nonprofit
“Every year it gets just a little harder to be an independent publisher,” says founder Dave Eggers .
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Hello Readers,
We have very good news. Starting today, McSweeney's Publishing will begin operating as a nonprofit.
For the last fifteen years, McSweeney's has dedicated itself to publishing outstanding new writing in a wild variety of forms, and we'll continue to do just that. The Quarterly Concern will still feature the groundbreaking short stories and eye-gratifying design that have won it two National Magazine Awards; the Believer will still publish great essays and interviews and special issues. Our books, we hope, will remain worthy of cherished placement on your shelves.
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Watch Katniss Go Back To District 12 In New "Mockingjay" Preview
Things are not good.
Jennifer Lawrence is virtually alone in this new preview of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1, in which Katniss is sent back to what's left of District 12.
In voiceover, we hear Plutarch Heavensbee (Philip Seymour Hoffman) and President Coin (Julianne Moore) debating whether Katniss can "handle" being the symbol of the revolution.
It plays over shots of Katniss flying to District 12. As a side note, say what you want about the Capitol, but deforestation is certainly not an issue under its rule.
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Plutarch's brainstorm: Make things "personal" for Katniss by showing her what is left of her home.
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Naturally, it is devastating.
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20 Times “Fear Street” Covers Pefectly Summed Up Your Life
R.L. Stine didn’t just write teen novels, he wrote TRUTHS.
When you swipe right, but your never know what creep lurks behind that Tinder.
NO THANKS to your unsolicited dick pic!
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When a guy won't take a hint.
Don't you have somewhere to be dead? Like a cemetery and not my damn room?
Meeting your boyfriend's family during the holidays.
IS THIS EGGNOG ALCOHOLIC AND IF NOT, CAN IT BE?
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17 Legitimate Lessons We All Learned From "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"
The Terrible Truth.
Well-read people are the best sort of people.
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In real life, it’s almost impossible to tell the heroes apart from the villains.
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Adults don't know what's going on either.
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If you encounter a lot of people who all have the same tattoo, it’s safe to assume something’s up.
29 Moments Any Librarian Knows Too Well
“I’m looking for this book, I forget the title, but there’s a dog on the cover…?”
When a patron is shocked that you know a bestseller off the top of your head.
"I think it's called Leonardo DaVinci's Code?"
"Sure, The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown."
"Oh, you've heard of it!"
Conversely, the shame of forgetting the name of a book you KNOW you know.
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29 Alternative Harry Potter Halloween Costume Ideas