Sunday, January 3, 2016

Twitter Is Very Unhappy With George R.R. Martin Today

The Winds of Winter is nowhere near finished and people are…disappointed.

Fantasy author George R. R. Martin wrote on LiveJournal that his upcoming book, The Winds of Winter, is not even close to being finished.

Fantasy author George R. R. Martin wrote on LiveJournal that his upcoming book, The Winds of Winter, is not even close to being finished.

"The book is not done, not delivered. No words can change that. I tried, I promise you. I failed. I blew the Halloween deadline, and I've now blown the end of the year deadline," wrote Martin.

Via grrm.livejournal.com

The book's delay means that Season 6 of Game of Thrones will likely spoil plot points for The Winds of Winter and other upcoming books in the A Song of Ice and Fire series.

The book's delay means that Season 6 of Game of Thrones will likely spoil plot points for The Winds of Winter and other upcoming books in the A Song of Ice and Fire series.

Bantam Books / Via winteriscoming.net

Some people on Twitter are, to put it lightly, unhappy about this announcement.

Some people on Twitter are, to put it lightly, unhappy about this announcement.

Via Twitter: @AnnWalthour

Like really unhappy.

Like really unhappy.

Via Twitter: @ewthor


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26 "Harry Potter" Quotes Made Hilarious By Replacing "Wand" With "Penis"

“Your penis, Lucious. I require your penis.”

"Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...

"Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...

...his hand seized up around it; he couldn't have released if he’d wanted to."

Submitted by missym4778c8528

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“'Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths."

“'Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths."

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“'You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.'"

“'You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.'"

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Which Hogwarts House Would Each "Supernatural" Character Be In?

Or would they just be a muggle?


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