Gimli: “Three feet of pure sex.”
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Which "Lord Of The Rings" Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?
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One quiz to rule them all.
20 Signs Your Significant Other Is Secretly Lord Voldemort
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There might be a reason for your partners obsessions with snakes and black-haired youths.
Your S.O. totally rocks the no-hair look.
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You worry about breaking up because you know fighting for snake custody will be an ugly, ugly battle.
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They have a thinly-veiled obsession with a certain boy who lived.
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They never offer to pay, and they try to hex you whenever you suggest splitting the check.
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24 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Disneyland
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, April 09, 2015
In The Disneyland Book of Lists, Chris Strodder shares over 200 lists of trivia, rankings, little-known-secrets, and more. Here are some of the best from this unofficial guide.
Walt Disney named Fantasyland as his favorite land.
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In 1955 — the year Disneyland opened — adult admission cost $1, a movie ticket cost about 45 cents, and the average annual salary was $3,300.
Disneyland itself cost $17 million to make.
The first ride that cost more to build than Disneyland itself (as it was when it opened) was Space Mountain, in 1977, at $20 million.
Would Your Zodiac Sign Survive In A Dystopian Society?
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May the zodiac be ever in your favor!
How Well Do You Know Les Misérables?
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Be it the play, movie, or book, are you a master of Les Mis?
This New Mom Chronicled Her Baby's First Year In Brutally Honest Doodles
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It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.
Lucy Scott is a Scottish illustrator and mom with a wry sense of humor about the realities of parenthood.
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Like, how parenthood totally doesn't change you at all.
You were always a zombie.
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Or how it's really super easy to get out the door.
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How Well Do You Know The “Lord Of The Rings” Books?
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, April 09, 2015
You better hope you read those appendices. …several times!
Who Said It: Ron Weasley Or Neville Longbottom?
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“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies?’”
Who Really Had The Most Tragic Story In Harry Potter?
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J.K. Rowling gets real, man. Real real.
Moaning Myrtle
She was murdered by a giant snake when she was twelve and was so traumatized by it that she spent the rest of her existence haunting toilets and sobbing loudly. That's gotta count for something.
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The Longbottoms
These are lumped together because they shared the same, terrible fate: Bellatrix Lestrange tortured both of them so hard their brains addled. Lily and James Potter were tragically young when they met their end, but there's something especially twisted about Neville growing up knowing his parents were alive but...not quite reachable.
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George Weasley, Post-Fred
George Weasley before the death of his brother was inseparable with his twin and the center of the party in any room. George Weasley after the death of his brother could probably never feel good looking in a mirror again.
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Sirius Black
Friendship and adventure were everything to this dude, but then his best friend was murdered. Like, even the chillest of wizards can't survive being thrown into wizard jail for twelve years surrounded by creatures who chip away at souls. Oh and reminder: He only got like two years of fake freedom before he died. Or rather fell into a mysterious veil that Jo never fully explained.
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Are You A True "Harry Potter" Fan?
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Prove yourselves, Potterheads.
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