Thursday, October 15, 2015

Who Said It: Harry, Ron, Or Hermione?

“That’s totally barbaric!” — Hermione Granger

Note: All quotes are from the Harry Potter films.

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29 Hilarious Tweets Only "Harry Potter" Fans Will Appreciate

10 points for Twitter!!


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Taylor Swift Wrote A Novel At The Age Of 14

Because obviously.

Taylor Swift is a rare and mystical human who has the ability to write lyrics that millions of people around the globe can relate to so hard.

Taylor Swift is a rare and mystical human who has the ability to write lyrics that millions of people around the globe can relate to so hard.

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In an interview for GQ magazine's November cover, she reveals that apart from her life-changing lyrics, she also wrote a non-autobiographical novel at the age of 14, titled A Girl Named Girl, "about a mother who wants a son but instead has a girl."

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Which, as interviewer Chuck Klosterman notes, would undoubtedly become a best-seller in probably 45 seconds after the moment it was released.

Which, as interviewer Chuck Klosterman notes, would undoubtedly become a best-seller in probably 45 seconds after the moment it was released.

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What It's Like To Write The Most Hyped Book Of The Year

City on Fire is one of the year’s biggest books — and I mean that literally. Garth Risk Hallberg’s novel clocks in at a massive 944 pages long, spanning nine characters wrestling with their sense of place in the decaying cityscape of late-‘70s Manhattan. It is an ambitious and confident novel, particularly for a debut author, that summons the universality of aspirations, expectations, and loneliness, but grounds them in a specific time and place.

When I spoke with Hallberg earlier this year at BookExpo America in May, he was amid a publishing industry–focused publicity blitz. The stacks of advanced copies of City on Fire were given away quickly to conference attendees, along with cute promotional City on Fire matchbooks, beneath a giant City on Fire banner. But can a novel hyped heavily within an industry break out as a mainstream success?

Hallberg didn’t seem worried. Like his novel, he came across as self-assured — not necessarily about the book’s commercial potential, but about the work he had created. He talked at length about City on Fire’s cultural inspirations (Harriet the Spy, punk rock, Billy Joel), actively avoiding the internet, and the eerie parallels between New York during the “bad old days” of the ‘70s and the decade following 9/11.

Kevin Nguyen: What inspired the book?

Garth Risk Hallberg: The big, vague answer to that question is that I’ve always been in love with the city, ever since I was a little kid first entering it through Harriet the Spy and Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Stuart Little and all these iconic New York books. Later, as a teenager, I was kind of a punk-rock kid, and there’s no more meaningful time or place in the history of punk rock — or at least I like to think so, anyway — than New York in the mid-‘70s. In some ways it must’ve been gestating for a long time.

The more approximate inspiration for the book was kind of the aftermath of the terrorist attacks in 2001. This place I’d dreamed about for so many years and that I’d spent half my life trying to get to suddenly seemed on the verge of destruction. How terrifying that was, and how sad that was, and, in some strange way, how clarifying that was. When something is at risk or in danger or about to be lost, those are the moments you start to realize how much it means to you.

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One thing I remember about that time, amid all the grieving and all the fear and all the great sense of loss, [is that] it was also one of the times in my historical moment when I remember people collectively — as a country, as cities, as groups of friends, as families — not just thinking about but openly discussing, Why are we here? What do I really want to do with my life? What kind of society are we going to have in the future? What’s the world going to look like?

That time of possibility, for me, was 2001, 2002, 2003. I was living in Washington, D.C., then, but I was making trips up to New York then and I just needed to make contact with my friends who were living here.

I was listening to — weirdly enough — a Billy Joel song on an early-generation iPod about the blackout of ‘77 and I was on a bus in New Jersey looking out across the Meadowlands at the skyline — the now altered skyline — and listening to this song about the blackout and danger and fear and terror and panic and disorder and chaos and hope and possibility and meaning and change and connection, and that’s the historical moment of the song. And I thought, Oh my god, we’re living through that moment again.

KN: Have you been working on the book since 2001, 2002?

GRH: I got off that bus and I went to Union Square and I sat down and wrote a page. It was within 30 seconds, while the song was playing, I thought, There’s gonna be this book and all these characters. The characters were coming and all these phrases were coming, including the scale of it. I sat down an hour after just to get down some notes, and I wrote this scene and the scale of it scared me so much. I was 25 and I thought, I don’t have the chops to write this. This is crazy. And I closed the notebook and I put it in a drawer and thought I would maybe come back to it 10 years when I’m a better writer.

Four years later was actually when I came back to it. I couldn’t stay away from it any longer. Four years is right as the financial crisis was starting to happen, and one of the other weird parallels between our time and that time is that there’s this massive fiscal crisis in New York in 1975, which in many ways set the stage for the iconic scenes of disorder and decay that came out of the blackout. The city went into technical bankruptcy and was bailed out.

I remember going into an art exhibition in Chelsea in the fall of 2008 and walking in and everything is normal and walking out and my friend checks his phone and says, Oh my god, the stock markets are crashing; the world economy is going to come to a halt. Another near-death experience, and that happened in ‘75 too. That was the time I picked back up writing it.

KN: The origins of City on Fire are starting to become mythical. Here’s this relatively unknown debut novelist. The rumor was that the original first draft was 1,200 pages; you kept it in a drawer for a long time. Are you worried that the expectations will overshadow the reception?

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GRH: That’s just not really my problem. That’s somebody else’s problem at this point.

Reading isn’t about managing expectations. In certain ways, writing is. You’re trying to send signals early in a book about what might be coming later, but I think worrying about the kind of chatter around a book is something I try and stay as far away from when I’m reading.

KN: Is it hard to keep that noise out of your life?

GRH: Yes, super deliberate. Fingers crossed, I would like to be able to preserve the kind of internal quiet. The writing that feels the best to me, I experience sometimes, is a kind of weirdly deep listening — like it feels like if you just listen hard enough the next sentence will tell you what it needs to be. That requires making these deliberate choices to not lose track of the next sentence because you’re like, Is something out there in internet world? Definitely something is happening out there in internet world at any given moment, but the likelihood that it’s something that can’t wait until that evening for you to find out about it is very small.

When something is at risk or in danger or about to be lost, those are the moments you start to realize how much it means to you.

KN: Have you done interviews since the book sold?

GRH: I guess I have done a couple of interviews, and doing some more today. It’s wild. It’s exciting to see the book in people’s hands. It’s crazy to imagine that people want to dive into something so big. I know when I’m reading something I love I never want it to end, so I’ve always gravitated toward these big world-building [novels] — Lord of the Rings, Bleak House, Little Dove, Middlemarch — I’ve always loved those worlds you could just dive into.

This interview has been edited and condensed.

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Kevin Nguyen is the editorial director of Google Play Books. He has written for Grantland, The Paris Review, The New Republic, and elsewhere.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered about more cowbell.

Let's face it: You're probably a total bookworm.

Let's face it: You're probably a total bookworm.

An English major with a creative writing minor perhaps?

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And you literally love all things literature.

And you literally love all things literature.

And there's a likelihood that you're down with alliteration, too.

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Which is why nothing on God's good Earth could be better than listening to The Raven...

Which is why nothing on God's good Earth could be better than listening to The Raven...

Edgar Allan Poe, yasssssssss.

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Read by professional creep-master Christopher Walken.

Read by professional creep-master Christopher Walken.

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31 Hilarious Harry Potter Posts That Totally Nailed It

Harry Potter fans have jokes for days.

This accurate analysis of Harry's character development.

This accurate analysis of Harry's character development.

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When Potter fans found the perfect images for this meme.

When Potter fans found the perfect images for this meme.

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This imagining of what life must be like for drunk Ravenclaws.

This imagining of what life must be like for drunk Ravenclaws.

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When the Potter fandom invaded this non-Potter post.

When the Potter fandom invaded this non-Potter post.

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26 Pictures Only “Harry Potter” Fans Will Think Are Funny

Hogsmeander your rear-end over here and laugh.

The duality of Daniel:

The duality of Daniel:

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Hagrid's shocked revelation:

Hagrid's shocked revelation:

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The ONLY door that matters:

The ONLY door that matters:

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Dumbledore's point system:

Dumbledore's point system:

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