You Can Now Pay Over $12K To Get Your Own "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Experience

It involves a helicopter ride, a luxury apartment, and, yes, a playroom. :0

By now, everyone knows that, in Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey's main appeal is that he's an attractive bachelor with mad cash flow.

UGH, I want that so bad!*

*his apartment.

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Now, thanks to something called The Fifty Shades of Grey Experience, you can recreate the highs of Christian and Ana's relationship with your very own Christian.

!!!

Via fiftyshadesexperience.com

Women living in NYC or LA pay $12,397 to get a "Christian Grey" to take them to dinner and a helicopter ride overlooking the city.

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FYI: Judy Blume Is The Real Queen Of The Internet

Are You There, Twitter? It’s Me, Judy.

We all know and love Judy Blume for writing some of our favorite children's books, like Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret and Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing.

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Her Twitter bio says it all.

Via Twitter: @judyblume

And Facebook, too.

Via Facebook: ItsMeJudyBlume

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Latest "Immigrant X" Comic Frames Asylum Interviews As Torture

Writer Robert Simpson and artist Ana Patankar use comic strips to tell fictional stories of undocumented immigrants throughout the world and the people who help them.

Robert Simpson, the creator and writer of Immigrant X, said they focused on interviews given by asylum seekers because many refugees are caught in a process that is often opaque and drawn out.

"People are asked to relive their experience again and again to see if their story is real," Simpson told BuzzFeed News. "It's a terrible thing to do to people."

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7 Guide Books That Will Answer All Your Questions About Sex

Just in time’s for valentine’s day!

Guide to Getting It On! A Book About the Wonders of Sex by Paul Joannides

When it comes to sex guide books, this one's the crown jewel. It covers everything from health information to BDSM to having sex while also living with your parents. You WILL learn something new.

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How To Bottom Like A Porn Star by Woody Miller

Anal sex can be really uncomfortable and even painful for the recipient, but this book gathers advice from the pros, be it porn stars or medical specialists. Why suffer when you can learn a few tricks and vastly improve your sex life?

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She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman by Ian Kerner

This book, written by a doctor, answers all questions anyone has about cunnilingus, with illustrated advice on the best positions and techniques. If you have a lady in your life, there is no excuse not to read this book.

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SM 101: A Realistic Introduction by Jay Wiseman

Whether you feel a wave of inspiration from Fifty Shades or you've always wanted to give S&M a go, this book covers every crucial point a beginner needs to cover, from consent to safety to actual bondage techniques.

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The 13 Steamiest Quotes From "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

Mister Grey Will See You Now.

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Thinkstock / Chris Ritter - BuzzFeed

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16 Perfect Valentine's Day Gifts For Book Lovers

Other than books, of course.

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Pride And Prejudice Valentine's Card

"To make your card an extra special gift it comes with delicate paper hearts hand-stamped from a pre-loved edition of Pride and Prejudice. Each paper heart is a tiny fragment of the famous love story."

Buy here.

literaryemporium.co.uk

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The Reviews Of This Anti-Vaccine Children's Book Are Next Level Savage

“The best book I’ve read since Infant Car Seats Are For Sissies.”

Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to convince children and their parents that it's ok to not get vaccinated.

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Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits of having measles and how you can heal from the naturally and successfully. Often today, we are being bombarded with messages from vested interests to fear all disases in order for someone to sell some potion or vaccines, when, in fact, history shows that in industrialised countries, these diseases are quite benign, and, according to natural health sources, beneficial to the body.

Having raised three children vaccine-free and childhood disease-free, I have experienced many times when my children's vaccinated peers succumb to the childhood diseases they were vaccinated against. Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickess. Something which is just not possible when they didn't have the diseases at all.

This reviewer was disappointed that there was no Braille version.

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19 Unforgettable Children's Books That Celebrate Diversity

Go beyond all the same old stories.

The Princess Cupcake Jones series by Yllena Fields

This African-American princess goes on adventures all kids can relate to in these books which feature mellifluous rhymes and attractive illustrations.

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Please, Puppy, Please by Spike Lee & Tonya Lewis Lee

The acclaimed filmmaker (Do The Right Thing, Malcolm X) and his wife wrote this book about a pair of energetic toddlers who meet an even more energetic puppy. The duo also wrote the companion book, Please, Baby, Please .

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Curlilocks and the Three Pink Pandas by Yolanda King

This clever twist on the classic fairy tale features adorable illustrations and a good lesson.

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Hot, Hot Roti for Dada-ji by F. Zia

An Indian-American boy's grandfather shares with his grandson his adventures as a boy in India (trying to tie cobras in knots!) and his love of Indian cuisine.

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