Thursday, June 18, 2015

25 Bewitching Gifts All Slytherins Need In Their Lives

For those that bleed Green and Silver.

This awesome Quidditch sweater to remind everyone where your loyalties lie.

This awesome Quidditch sweater to remind everyone where your loyalties lie.

$16.00 from Etsy

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Or this AMAZING tank top that you can wear to your Slytherin house parties.

Or this AMAZING tank top that you can wear to your Slytherin house parties.

$20.00 from Look Human

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These Dark Mark tattoos.

These Dark Mark tattoos.

Y'know, if you're THAT kind of Slytherin...

$2.40 from Etsy

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This super cute House points pendant to remind you how awesome your House is.

This super cute House points pendant to remind you how awesome your House is.

$14.00 from Etsy

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7 Signs You're Actually Joffrey Baratheon

You’re really just misunderstood.

You get offended when Netflix asks if you're still watching a show at 3am.

You get offended when Netflix asks if you're still watching a show at 3am.

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Your friends always forget how much better you are than them.

Your friends always forget how much better you are than them.

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Can You Tell The Real "Grey" Quotes From The Fake Ones?

Are these actual quotes from E.L. James’ new Fifty Shades book, or ones we just made up? (NSFW, obviously.)

LINK: I Read The New “Fifty Shades” Book, And It Is Absolutely Batshit

A Poet On Tumblr Describes Emotions As Colors And It's Beautiful

“The color for when your heart is your mouth and all you want is her.”

Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed

Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed

"It's a poem that's always stuck with me because I continue to attach colors to any emotion I'm feeling," Danielle told BuzzFeed Life. "I describe it a bit like feeling in colors. It's been helpful for me over the years by having a visual to focus on when I'm upset or angry."


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I Read The New "Fifty Shades" Book, And It Is Absolutely Batshit

E. L. James’ new book is called Grey. We need to talk about how crazy this book is. NSFW language ahead – including the phrase “music to my dick”.

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These "Game Of Thrones" Brand Endorsements Are Painfully On Point

The Starks really need to get some life insurance.

Facebook page ScrollDroll has designed these posters showing Game of Thrones characters endorsing various brands.

Facebook page ScrollDroll has designed these posters showing Game of Thrones characters endorsing various brands.

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Joffrey's brand affiliation will probably make you laugh out loud.

Joffrey's brand affiliation will probably make you laugh out loud.

You deserved it, Joff. Selfie time!

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While others may be a tad inappropriate.

While others may be a tad inappropriate.

To say the least.

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And some of them will take a while to digest.

And some of them will take a while to digest.

STILL TOO SOON.

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One can dream…

Someone has recut Game of Thrones and added a bit of Elton John to try and soften the way everyone's favourite bastard, Ramsay Bolton, is portrayed on the show.

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They do a pretty good job of it, too.

They do a pretty good job of it, too.

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Really, Ramsay is a simply and sweet gentleman, looking to please others.

Really, Ramsay is a simply and sweet gentleman, looking to please others.

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~So misunderstood~

~So misunderstood~

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Which Bible Character Are You?

What would Jesus do? He would definitely take this quiz.

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If "Game Of Thrones" Episodes Were Titled Like "Friends" Episodes

All 50 Episodes (thus far) of Game of Thrones, with Friends titles.

S1E1: The One Where Ned Becomes Hand of the King

S1E1: The One Where Ned Becomes Hand of the King

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S1E2: The One Where Nymeria Gets Away

S1E2: The One Where Nymeria Gets Away

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S1E3: The One Where They Go To King's Landing

S1E3: The One Where They Go To King's Landing

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S1E4: The One With the Tourney - Part 1

S1E4: The One With the Tourney - Part 1

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You Can Now Buy A "Game Of Thrones" Dildo Throne

Say hello to A Dong of Ice and Fire. Warning: slightly NSFW.

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Which "Magicians" Character Are You?

“I got my heart’s desire…and there my troubles began.”

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The Magician's Land — the third book in the Magicians trilogy (which will soon be a television show on Syfy) — is now in bookstores.

Can We Guess What's In Your Fear Landscape?

Or maybe you’re Divergent?