Or after, if you’re already there.
There are thousands of books set in London, here are just a select few of them. For books set across different parts of London, I've highlighted one place in particular.
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Crabbe and Goyle certainly would have had mullets.
1. The first task of the Triwizard Tournament would be Goon of Fortune.
2. The Hogwarts Express would never run on time.
3. Mail would be delivered by galahs and cockatoos.
4. The Weasleys would be on Wizard Centrelink.
5. And Draco would constantly be calling them all rangas.
6. Rita Skeeter would be a gossip writer for NW.
7. Mr Weasley's flying car would be a Holden Commodore.
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8. Harry, Ron & Hermione would have driven around in a Kombi rather than camping after fleeing the Ministry of Magic.
9. Aragog wouldn't have been as scary, because everyone is used to big spiders.
10. Hogwarts students would sneak into Hogsmeade on Sundays for $10 roast specials at the Three Broomsticks.
11. At least five students would get suspended for sneaking flasks into the Yule Ball.
12. And at some point in the night, everyone would do the Nutbush.
13. Beaters' bats would be replaced with cricket bats.
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Because there’s an angsty Harry Potter in all of us.
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Example:
"Guess who I ran into the other day!" *insert name*
"They are the definition of an Umbridge."
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Example:
"So do you want to meet at the pub tonight or have pre-drinks at mine?"
"Well the answer you know, is hidden inside you. Love. The answer is love."
"Awesome answer Dumbledore, thanks you dumb fuck."
Are you a poet who didn’t even know it?
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Winter Is Coming, and it’s fabulous.
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