There’s not as much order to “Phoenix” as J.K Rowling would have you believe.
Your heart breaks every time someone messes up your perfect pyramid.
Even when you're not at work, you'll find yourself tidying books into pyramids.
When you say a book's not in stock, what you actually mean is Phoenix is telling you there's one, but you know you'll never find it.
There's a place in space someone filled with single socks and niche Penguin classics that are nowhere to be seen.
You feel like Phoenix, and other such book inventory systems, may have been put on this earth to troll you.
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