Wit or wiles?
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
We Know Your Eye Color Based On Your Favorite Daenerys Targaryen Look
Posted by Unknown on Tuesday, January 05, 2016
Do you have an eye for Khaleesi fashion?
Monday, January 4, 2016
13 Mindblowing Fan Theories That Will Change The Way You Think About "Harry Potter"
Posted by Unknown on Monday, January 04, 2016
Because there are no coincidences in the Wizarding World.
This brilliant theory, regarding Professor Trelawney's prophecy:
Trelawney's theory states that "either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives". Harry takes that to mean that, in the end, either he would kill Voldemort, or Voldemort would kill Harry – but this Imgur user sees it differently. Their theory states that the only way either could die would be at the hand of the other – in other words, after killing Voldemort, Harry would become immortal. Meaning that he could never see his parents, Sirius, or Dumbledore again. Sorry for the feelings.
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And this theory, which proves that Trelawney isn't ~quite~ as useless as you might think.
In Prisoner of Azkaban, Professor Trelawney attempts to guess Harry's birth month, and she guesses that he was born in midwinter. Harry was born in July, but this Quora user points out that Voldemort – a part of whose soul was inside Harry at the time – was born on December 31. MIDWINTER.
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This theory, which explains why the Dursleys behaved so awfully towards Harry.
While the Dursley's treatment of Harry was obviously inexcusable, it kind of makes sense the way this Tumblr user explains it: Because Voldemort accidentally made Harry into a Horcrux – and, as we know from Deathly Hallows – spending time in the proximity of a Horcrux makes people mean-spirited and miserable – the Dursleys could have acted the way they did because they spend ten years in the proximity of a Horcrux.
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This theory that the Centaurs in the Forbidden Forest knew about Harry's fate all along.
This Quora user points out the significance of Harry's meeting with Voldemort in Philosopher's Stone, but the even greater significance of his conversation with the Centaur Firenze. Firenze is reprimanded by the other Centaurs, who ask him how much he told Harry – the theory states that the Centaurs knew all along that Harry and Voldemort would end up fighting to the death in the forest (as they do in Deathly Hallows) and, as is their policy, they can't do anything to stop it.
Warner Bros. / BuzzFeed
Can You Name The "Goosebumps" Book From Just The Cover?
Posted by Unknown on Monday, January 04, 2016
Quizzers beware, you’re in for a scare…
Emma Watson Has Finally Responded To Noma Dumezweni Being Cast As Hermione
Posted by Unknown on Monday, January 04, 2016
15 "Gossip Girl" Book Plotlines That Never Made It To The Show
Posted by Unknown on Monday, January 04, 2016
The books were even crazier than the show. By a lot.
Chuck has a pet monkey named Sweetie. He literally never shuts up about his monkey.
On the show, Chuck has a dog named Monkey but it wasn't the same...
The CW / Via fanforum.com
Serena visited Yale and was serenaded by the Whiffenpoofs, who improvised an original song about her and followed her around campus.
Imagine how creepy a bunch of college seniors sing-stalking a 17 year old would be in real life...
The CW / Via mtv.com
Serena walked in a fashion show in a cheap custom T-shirt that said "I Love Aaron" in tribute to her relationship with Blair's stepbrother.
The T-shirt became a fashion phenomenon.
The CW / Via giphy.com
Serena also had an unnamed body part, strongly suggested to be her nipple, photographed and blown up as a piece of modern art that appeared on posters and ads all over the city.
The CW / Via weheartit.com
Sunday, January 3, 2016
Twitter Is Very Unhappy With George R.R. Martin Today
Posted by Unknown on Sunday, January 03, 2016
The Winds of Winter is nowhere near finished and people are…disappointed.
Fantasy author George R. R. Martin wrote on LiveJournal that his upcoming book, The Winds of Winter, is not even close to being finished.
"The book is not done, not delivered. No words can change that. I tried, I promise you. I failed. I blew the Halloween deadline, and I've now blown the end of the year deadline," wrote Martin.
The book's delay means that Season 6 of Game of Thrones will likely spoil plot points for The Winds of Winter and other upcoming books in the A Song of Ice and Fire series.
Bantam Books / Via winteriscoming.net
Some people on Twitter are, to put it lightly, unhappy about this announcement.
Like really unhappy.
Via Twitter: @ewthor
26 "Harry Potter" Quotes Made Hilarious By Replacing "Wand" With "Penis"
Posted by Unknown on Sunday, January 03, 2016
“Your penis, Lucious. I require your penis.”
"Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
...his hand seized up around it; he couldn't have released if he’d wanted to."
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“'Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths."
Submitted by katiet4f315528d
giphy.com / Via Warner Bros.
“'You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.'"
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Which Hogwarts House Would Each "Supernatural" Character Be In?
Posted by Unknown on Sunday, January 03, 2016
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Are You More Slytherin Or Ravenclaw?