“Your penis, Lucious. I require your penis.”
"Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
...his hand seized up around it; he couldn't have released if he’d wanted to."
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“'Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths."
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“'You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.'"
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26 "Harry Potter" Quotes Made Hilarious By Replacing "Wand" With "Penis"