Thank God for these tweets.
This important exchange that wasn't in the Bible:

This awkward moment, because EVERY Catholic who's seen Star Wars has experienced this:

Lucasfilm / Via Twitter: @plarkin347
This tweet that perfectly captures how badass it is to go to church:

This Ash Wednesday chart that only Catholics will understand:

Twitter: @billdonaghy / Via Twitter: @maeve_lefevour
26 Tweets That'll Make Catholics Laugh So Hard They'll Need To Go To Confession