What do you MEAN I’m too late for brunch?
Throw them into the unforgiving winter.
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Keep them from moisturizing.
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Curse them to only use glitter nail polish.
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Open up their Facebook on a rough day.
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22 Guaranteed Ways To Piss A Human Off