The real Hermione Granger would get 112% in this quiz.
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Sunday, February 28, 2016
How Harry Potter Are You?
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Let’s hope not a lot otherwise your family’s probably dead!
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Saturday, February 27, 2016
The Government Is Stopping Us Writing About Spies And The Royal Family, Say Historians
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The government is being accused of using national security as an excuse to withhold crucial historical documents from academics researching British spy agencies.
One historian has now obtained legal advice that suggests the government is breaking freedom of information laws by not releasing Cabinet Office files he needs for his research into Anthony Blunt, one of the Cambridge Five spies who were revealed to have betrayed their country to the Soviet Union.
The claim has been accompanied by a barrage of criticism regarding the government’s retention of files from other historians who have told BuzzFeed News their efforts to access historical records have been constantly frustrated by officials. It will add to the growing sense of unrest around how the government administers the Freedom of Information (FOI) Act.
Anthony Lownie, whose previous book, Stalin’s Englishman: The Lives of Guy Burgess, describes the life of another of the Cambridge spies, applied under Freedom of Information laws for the Blunt files last year but his application was rejected.
After Lownie appealed the FOI rejection, he was told the files would be “opened at the National Archives” later in 2015, but they did not appear there. He threatened to write to his MP and was eventually told that the files had not been made available because they were “part of a larger process” of making files available to the National Archives.
He then took legal advice and was told that he had been given an “expectation’” of transfer by the end of 2015 and therefore the Cabinet Office could be legally challenged for breaching FOI legislation.
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He told BuzzFeed News: “This particular flouting of FOI legislation doesn’t surprise me because it is commonplace throughout government though the Cabinet Office, supposedly responsible for supervising FOI across Whitehall, are one of the worst offenders. The government is withholding records going back to the Victorian period. How can historians write accurate history if the documents are not made available?”
He says that his efforts to research Burgess have also been frustrated by the way the government “brazenly” flouts both FOI and the Public Records Act, which requires government documents to be placed in the National Archives within 20 years, unless they pose a threat to national security.
He said: “This is not just a matter for historians but any concerned citizen. Making government records publicly available is an essential part of any democracy. It is perhaps not surprising therefore that trust in our institutions is at such an all time low when they so flagrantly ignore both FOI legislation and the Public Records Act.”
Earlier this month, Lownie set out in a blog what he described as the “Kafkaesque journey” he had taken to secure government information about Burgess. He said he’d had “particular difficulty” with the Cabinet Office – the government department responsible for the implementation of FOI across government.
He cited a number of other government “tricks” that prevented him accessing files. They ranged from delaying their answers to requests to simply not answering them at all, and also, in his words, “being difficult”.
He wrote: “One of my recent refusals was on the grounds the document gave away surveillance techniques – it is over sixty years old.” He cited another example: “ I was asked to obtain a death certificate for a spy born in 1908 who has several online obituaries in national newspapers to prove that he wasn’t alive at [the age of] 106.”
Lownie points out the Foreign Office has 600,000 files at a high security facility shared with MI6 and MI5, which are only known about because they came to light during a court case – they will, according to the Government, take “years” to review for release, yet they date back to the Victorian period.
Dr Rory Cormac, a professor of international relations at the University of Nottingham, told BuzzFeed News that he’d faced particular problems with FOI: “They just stonewall,” he said. “I’ve had 18 month-long battles to get papers relating to MI6 so I’ve had to pick my battles carefully.”
He told BuzzFeed News that last year he’d requested files about the Committee on Communism (Overseas), a body overseeing anti-communist policy in the 1950s. Some of its files were already released but others were not. His FOI request was rejected last July by the Cabinet Office, although he says that the department had informally told a colleague that they were likely to be released. He’d appealed in September but it was only last week he was finally told they had been wrong to deny him one file.
However, instead of giving him a copy Cormac said the department had decided to withhold it on other (non-security) grounds, arguing that it was in the process of transferring it to the National Archives and so to give him a copy would breach section 22(1) of the FOI act protecting "information intended for future publication”.
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He said: “The catch is that they will not transfer the file to the archives until 31 December 2016. This is a deliberate ploy to stop me having it as they know full well that whatever research project I'm on will be finished by then.”
He added that he’d struggled to get hold of other intelligence documents relating to anti-communist operations in the 1950s and was bemused as to why: “They don’t even contain operational detail – they’re policy wonks discussing potential operational detail, he said.”
Cormac said he’d told off record by government staff that many of the problems were due to cuts in their departments: “It’s often just one poor man or woman on their own,” he said. He added that the 2013 announcement by the government that historical papers have to be released after 20 years rather than 30 had created a huge added workload.
Another historian who has written at length about the intelligence services, Nigel West (the pen name of former MP Rupert Allason), told BuzzFeed News he remembered having discussions with government officials prior to the introduction of the Freedom of Information Act in which they said they couldn’t believe there would ever be declassification.
“MI5 employs retirees to declassify the documents, but they don’t know how to redact,” he said. This, he felt, lead to them erring too far on the side of caution. He said it was “impossible to put the genie of declassification back in the bottle”. He said: “You can see the difficulty – it’s difficult to make records public when you’ve promised people that compromising information won’t be made public in their lifetimes, or even, in some cases, in their grandchildren’s lifetimes.
“It’s hard [for the intelligence services] to get people to cooperate when you know the records might well end up in Kew,” he added. There are clear dangers: West described one occasion when he was writing about the history of MI6’s Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) operations and found a collection of documents in the National Archives that related to the finances of a worldwide network of Passport Control Officers – which was the cover for SIS.
This gave him a matrix that meant he was able to piece together the names of former SIS members – many of whom were still alive at the time, and who he contacted and spoke to for his book. After it was published, the papers were removed from the National Archives.
He pointed out it’s not just the British government that has struggled with declassification. He said that one senior American security official had told him more CIA officers were engaged in declassification than counter-terrorism prior to 9/11.
Two other historians - both of whom Andrew Lownie represents in his role as a literary agent – told BuzzFeed News about their struggles with FOI. Glyn Gowans, who has written a biography of Prince George, the Duke of Kent, told BuzzFeed News that his efforts to dig up documents about a royal visit to New York in 1942 had been stymied by a “signed instrument” brought in by former justice secretary Chris Grayling in 2011.
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The instrument effectively enables Whitehall to retain any 'historical record' (currently means any document pre-dating 1991) relating to intelligence services including MI6, MI5 and GCHQ on the grounds of national security. Gowans is currently challenging the Foreign Office over the retention of this document.
Lownie told BuzzFeed News: “The justification seems to be that any records relating to intelligence, whether sensitive or not, can be retained under a blanket exemption signed in 2011. No one seems prepared to hold government departments to account. Not politicians, not academia, not the media, not the Advisory Committee on Records at the National Archives. It’s a scandal and more reminiscent of a banana republic.”
Another author represented by Lownie, David McClure, who last year published a book about the royal finances and how the Windsors pass on their wealth, said that he had tried to acquire documents relating to the Civil List for the new Queen in 1952, but had been told they were to be closed for 100 years.
He said: “When state documents are now governed by the 20 year rule why do we have to wait 100 years to see the 1952 Civil List papers setting out the details of the new Queen’s state funding by Churchill’s government? Why are members of the royal family granted special privileges when it comes to access to government papers about their state funding? What are they hiding?”
He also told BuzzFeed News that he had struggled to get hold of a 45-year-old cache of documents in the National Archives relating to the Civil List, which had been “temporarily retained” by the Treasury. He wrote to the department in 2011, but never received a reply. He said: “One of the most effective ways for Whitehall to stifle valid journalistic or historical inquiry is to do nothing. The reason is that you just wait not knowing that they are not processing your request. If I had known they would do nothing, I would have put in an FOI request.”
He has now done so, but has yet to acquire the documents. In his book, he writes: “A cynic might judge that they had decided to hammer an extra nail into the lid of the coffin after the thirty year rule had let in too much daylight."
A Cabinet Office spokesperson said, "This Government is committed to being the most transparent ever and we are publishing unprecedented amounts of information. The Cabinet Office is working hard to ensure that files are transferred as soon as possible to The National Archives as we move from a 30 year to 20 year rule."
Disclosure: in his role as a literary agent, Lownie has also represented the author of this post.
"Harry Potter And The Cursed Child" Has Officially Started Rehearsals
Posted by Unknown on Saturday, February 27, 2016
*Chants* NEW HARRY POTTER, NEW HARRY POTTER, NEW HARRY POTTER.
According to the official Twitter account of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, the eighth Harry Potter story has officially started rehearsals.
They also also just announced 39 new cast members.
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Previously, the only cast we knew of was the new trio – Harry, Ron, and Hermione being played by Jamie Parker, Paul Thornley, and Noma Dumezweni, respectively.
Here they are with J.K. Rowling, as well as Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, who co-wrote the new play. Tiffany is also directing.
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But on Friday, Pottermore showed us the entire company.
They are: Nicola Alexis, Helen Aluko, Jeremy Ang Jones, Rosemary Annabella, Annabel Baldwin, Jack Bennett, Paul Bentall, Anthony Boyle, Zoe Brough, Sam Clemmett, Morag Cross, Cristina Fray, Rudi Goodman, Claudia Grant, James Howard, Christiana Hutchings, Lowri James, Chris Jarman, Martin Johnston, Bili Keogh, Chipo Kureya, James Le Lacheur, Helena Lymbery, Tom Mackley, Barry McCarthy, Sandy McDade, Andrew McDonald, Adam McNamara, Poppy Miller, Tom Milligan, Jack North, Alex Price, Stuart Ramsay, Nuno Silva, Cherrelle Skeete, Esther Smith, Nathaniel Smith, Dylan Standen, and Joshua Wyatt.
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13 Of The Best Quotes From Emma Watson’s Interview With Feminist Author Gloria Steinem
Posted by Unknown on Saturday, February 27, 2016
Everything from her eyebrows to the sex sites she uses, and how like Hermione she truly is.
Last month Emma Watson revealed she's starting a feminist book club. And one of the first books she chose was Gloria Steinem's My Life on the Road.
Gloria Steinem is a women's rights activist, a writer, lecturer, editor, and renowned feminist.
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It turns out the pair are actually fans of each other and on Wednesday night they sat down for an inspiring discussion during an event in London.
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Let's get one thing straight – there was a lot of attention on things like the fact Emma debuted new ombré hair for the talk.
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Friday, February 26, 2016
18 People Reveal Why They Wish They Went To Hogwarts
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“I secretly want to go to Hogwarts just so I can be best friends with Hermione.” All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
17 "Urban Lit" Books That Are Doing The Absolute Most
Posted by Unknown on Friday, February 26, 2016
In Zane we trust.
This rejected Ja Rule lyric.
This tale of a woman who is truly fed up.
(But maybe not so fed up that there can't be a sequel).
This suspenseful confessional.
And this direct violation of Side Chick Etiquette 101.
Important: Deadpool Is A Hufflepuff
Posted by Unknown on Friday, February 26, 2016
Hufflepuff? It makes sense when you think about it.
Hopefully by now you've seen Deadpool. It's a lot of fun.
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Now that there's a new Marvel superhero at movie theaters, we naturally have to wonder: Which Hogwarts house does Deadpool belong to?
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Maybe you're thinking Gryffindor, because of the red suit and the reckless behavior.
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Or perhaps you'd guess Slytherin, which was the result this cosplayer got when he was sorted.
You'll Never Be Able To Unsee The 2016 Presidential Candidates As "Harry Potter" Characters
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21 Fred And George Moments That Will Make You Fall In Love With Them All Over Again
Posted by Unknown on Friday, February 26, 2016
Mischief. Managed.
When they became best friends with Professor Umbridge:
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And then showed her how much they *truly* loved her:
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When they definitely cheered for the dragon instead of Harry:
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When they literally said anything to Percy:
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What Does Being A “Good" Wife Have To Do With Being President?
Posted by Unknown on Friday, February 26, 2016
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At the age of 3, I asked my father, “What baseball team are you for?” He said, "The Dodgers,” and I became a Dodger. Weird, not weird. It is sometimes impossible to recognize when or why we came to think what we do. Children believe before they are really thinking, before the Age of Reason, which is meant to start at age 7. I heard the word “whore” on the school playground when I was 7. I didn't know what it meant, so I asked my moralistic mother to tell me its meaning. “Look it up in the dictionary,” she said. I opened her big Webster's Dictionary and looked for “hore” and have been looking up words ever since.
Politics, the art of the possible, has a lot to do with being reasonable and willing to listen; in a way, and this is weird, it’s like writing. Writing’s about choices, decisions, principles, being aware of what you’re doing, alongside unawareness, unconscious drives. Writing engages the intellect and emotion, both fused actually into a process called style, say, but some feelings seem beyond understanding — unresolved relationships, past and present. In the mind, scenes come and go; they won’t fade to black. Writing also requires listening, to the rhythms of speech, cadences, tone.
Politics thrives, or should, in ideas, and also is driven by attitudes, emotions, wishes, hopes, feelings of identification. About identification, I’ve been wondering why Hillary Clinton is distrusted, trying to understand it, and the vehemence of emotion against her. I often think about trust, anyway, among friends, in family, and how hard it can be to trust. I’ve come to think that it means believing that a friend doesn’t mean to hurt me, even if they have. I trust a friend with whom I can argue and make up, sincerely, a true reconciliation.
I often wonder what people who distrust Clinton imagine she’s going to do. When Obama won the primaries in 2008, and Clinton’s and his popular votes both reached about 18 million, Obama’s supporters feared she’d “do something” at the convention. There was a lot of talk. And she didn’t. About the Goldman Sachs speeches, a scandal du jour: I watched a video — probably shot from the audience — of one of those "suspect" speeches. Clinton talked about empowering women around the world, giving loans to them, helping them get started. Microeconomics. Totally vanilla. Nothing venal. No quid pro quos. People seem to think if Clinton “reveals” these speeches, she will be “believed.” People will know she’s telling “the truth.” I think, no matter what she reveals, it will never be enough “truth” for the same people.
(Lies: Remember how that stupid, ugly Republican congressman yelled “You lie” at President Obama, during his first State of the Union address to the Congress. “You lie,” the bastard yelled. That’s how Obama’s administration began, with Republican shit on the Office of the President. Dirt and stink.)
What will Hillary Clinton do as president? The Office of the President makes its own claims on any person who occupies it. Though an enormously powerful position, it’s checked by the Supreme Court and Congress. It’s possible, even probable, for example, that with the Republicans in control of Congress, Obama won’t be able to select a new Supreme Court justice to fill Antonin Scalia’s seat. The Senate Judiciary Committee, headed by Republicans, because they control Congress — THE reason to vote in midterm elections — say they won’t even TALK to an Obama nominee. First time since 1875 such unconstitutional nastiness will have gone on.
And the Office also changes people, pushes people, Abraham Lincoln, famously, and John Kennedy.
Some women submit that they can’t identify with Clinton, or want to disidentify with her. Younger and older women, both, since being of a generation doesn’t make you the same as everyone your age. Identification is wilder than that. Age is and isn’t a mindset, since experience remakes people. You lose your mother at 8, it’s a loss that rejigs chronological age. You leave school at 17 and get a job — not every “college age” person gets to go to college — that shapes your attitudes.
A thoughtful essay by Jill Filipovic, “Why Sexism in the Office Makes Women Love Hillary Clinton,” suggests that experience frames attitudes toward Clinton. Younger women not yet in the job market believe sex and gender prejudice won’t stop them. Once in it, they often change their minds. (I just learned that, on eBay, women who sell the same item as men get 20% less for it. Really.)
For a long time I’ve had this theory about trust and Hillary Clinton. When Bill Clinton became president in 1992, Hillary Rodham Clinton was respected for a while, except by the Republicans and the right. In 1993, Vince Foster, deputy White House counsel — and close friend and Arkansas colleague — killed himself. Instantly, the right accused her of causing his death, even murdering him. The sad truth: It’s almost impossible to undo a negative, to erase the damage of ugly rumors and fact-less attacks. Stink and dirt cling. And humans, like other animals, are fearful, wary creatures: What if, they ask themselves, what if it’s true? It was just the start of many attacks on her and Bill’s character (if interested, stream the 2004 documentary The Hunting of the President on how the right mounted its attacks).
When President Clinton was accused of infidelity, Hillary Clinton went on TV, sat beside him, said she believed his protestations, and claimed she wasn’t “some little woman standing by my man like Tammy Wynette.” Then she was humiliated publicly when it was revealed he was getting BJs from a White House intern. But Hillary Clinton didn’t book.
I felt a tsunami coming. Tsunamis travel under the ocean, and you don’t see one until it lands. It acts like the unconscious’s effect on judgments. There was an affect shift, or as the English elegantly put it, Clinton was in bad odor. Her standing by her man produced disdain and disappointment, often unspoken. She should have split. Hillary Clinton wore a kind of reverse scarlet letter. She had stayed with him, an adulterer. She wasn’t an independent woman, not a feminist. She was only political. Americans hate politicians. Maybe she had ambitions of her own. Viral vituperation. Who are we to judge someone’s marriage? Americans, with family values. The guys I knew were cooler about it, because it’s part of the deal: Sexual favors come with power, which is part of why men want it.
Add to that, Americans, generally, are moralistic, like my mother, way more than Europeans, except about disgraced celebrities who cry on TV. They’re forgiven. Hillary Clinton wasn’t, hasn’t been, so I’m thinking the distrust started there. It’s not just about her Iraq vote or NAFTA: Her “lie” or “defense of her husband” underlies the ferocity of negativity, even hatred, toward her.
People buzzed: The Clintons had a marriage of convenience, no love, and for that, she couldn’t be trusted. Oh man, the double standard. I thought it was funny, ironic, because relationships, marriages, become convenient — you don’t have to date for sex; you share rent; one gets sick, the other buys soup; one has a job, supports the other. It’s one reason single people are more resilient. Marriage is strange. I have one, for a long time, with David, a great bass player. Solid, in the pocket, and a solid partner. It works between us, but it’s hard to believe we’ve been together so long. I mean, it’s crazy. Years ago, a physicist explained to me, in physics, a stable relationship is considered just an accident. I had been opining to him about my sorry so-called love life, that I always chose the wrong guy. Then I met David by accident in a bar, before dating apps.
Being in love starts, there's passion, there's hope that it's the real deal, and why not have hope, at least some. That unnerving, heart-stopping falling-in-love time; when it happens, the heart almost hurts with pleasure, your breath catches, you feel crazy. After five years, say, love is still there, maybe more love — sex, too — and you’re both breathing normally. There’s convenience, but not only. Love changes, just as people do.
Hillary Clinton is a woman with a past, which is different from being “a man with a past.” “A woman with a reputation” is also different from “a man with a reputation.” Swill those sentences, and hear the different connotations. I’m giving her a chance, because she’s brilliant, she’s savvy, and she’s a woman with a past and a reputation, glorious, imperfect, a complex one, a seriously formidable one. I trust Secretary Clinton to do the right thing as president. I’ve heard her ideas. I’ve seen her think on her feet. I don’t always agree with her, but I know she has studied and thought hard about her positions. She’s also changed some of them. I do trust people who change, though not everyone — not comb-over Trump. Because I wouldn’t want to be hung for ideas I once held. Life is uncertain, every moment really. I don’t know more than I know, if I know anything, so I try to see the other side, but sometimes I don’t. Not a virtue, but it’s true.
I fully expect, and hope, that a President Clinton will be a good president, maybe a great one, and she will work for a more just America. And I want to see that happen, I want her to have that chance.
Recently I went to a wedding — weddings always entail hope. Two female friends had an unusually charming and beautiful ceremony in an Episcopal church in my nabe, the East Village. God and Love were pulsing, and kind of took me over. It wasn’t a religious god, because I’m not a God-fearing person, I’m a Republican-fearing person. I am for love and reconciliation. Sitting there, I thought about the third Democratic debate, when Hillary Clinton was asked who the most important historical figure was to her, and she named Nelson Mandela. She mentioned his insistence on reconciliation, which he called for right out of jail. Then, as president of a very divided South Africa, Mandela established the historic Truth and Reconciliation trials.
I was feeling it at my friends’ wedding.
In the spirit of reconciliation: If Bernie Sanders gets the nomination, I will vote for him and wear a button, though I dislike wearing buttons. I will hope that, if you’re a Sanders supporter, and he doesn’t get the nomination, you will vote for Hillary Clinton. It’s about the big picture, against the siege from the right, the moralistic, anti-choice, pro-punitive, anti-minority, anti-immigration, anti-compassionate, ungenerous right.
An Episcopal priest officiated at the wedding, and toward the end of it, she read aloud: “Where there is hatred, let us sow love.” If you can’t do Love, try Reason.
This piece is the second in an ongoing series of essays by women about Hillary Clinton.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
This Kid Just Had The Greatest Harry Potter Party You've Ever Seen
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Complete with a trip to the Three Broomsticks and the Quidditch World Cup.
Seven-year-old Cam just had what is quite possibly the best Harry Potter themed party to ever happen.
"Cam and I started reading the books together about two years ago because he always heard me and my friends talk about it," Cam's mom Allie told BuzzFeed. "It's a little over his head for his age but he loves it and is always singing or humming 'Hedwig's Song'".
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19 Things You Know If You're Dating A Gryffindor
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Their emotional range is much bigger than a teaspoon.
First things first, they're pretty sexy.
Something about all that daring nerve and disregard for rules really does it for you.
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And they have a lot of feelings.
AKA the emotional range of about 80 teaspoons. They're big characters and they feel things deeply, from undying love to supreme annoyance.
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They don't sweat the small stuff...
Gryffindors are pretty confident creatures, which makes spending time with them feel relaxed and easy.
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But they can be pretty impulsive.
So expect impromptu holidays, and also a lot of fallout from all the dumb shit they'll definitely do.
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Someone Is Pretending To Be The Hogwarts IT Guy And It Is Everything
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
“The Setup Wizard” on Tumblr is your new favorite Harry Potter parody.
There's a hilarious new Tumblr, written from the perspective of a muggle IT guy at Hogwarts, the wizarding school from the Harry Potter series.
Jonathan's got his work cut out for him, trying to teach old wizards new tricks.
"It took some pressuring from me for him to not set the password as Alohamora, simply because half the school is already using it as theirs."
He's also learning a lot about that wizard life.
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Are You Clever Enough To Get Into The Ravenclaw Common Room?
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
If it’s entrance that you seek, then these answers you must speak. All riddles from BrainDen.
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43 John Green Quotes For When You Need An Instagram Caption
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Paper Towns, fire captions.
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1. "As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." —The Fault in Our Stars
2. "That smile could end wars and cure cancer." —An Abundance of Katherines
3. "You can love someone so much… But you can never love someone as much as you miss them. —An Abundance of Katherines
4. "Love is the most common miracle." —Will Grayson, Will Grayson
5. "Here's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go. And here's me, whispering again and again and again and again: iloveyou." —Looking for Alaska
6. "She is so beautiful. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her." —The Fault in Our Stars
7. "It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you." —The Fault in Our Stars
8. "There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what." —An Abundance of Katherines
9. "You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are." —The Fault in Our Stars
10. "I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you." —The Fault in Our Stars
11. "So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane." —Looking for Alaska
12. "I didn't need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back." —Paper Towns
13. "You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world ... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers." —The Fault in Our Stars
14. "I feel like my life is so scattered right now. Like it's all the small pieces of paper and someone's turned on the fan. But, talking to you makes me feel like the fan's been turned off for a little bit. Like things could actually make sense. You completely unscatter me, and I appreciate that so much." ―Will Grayson, Will Grayson
15. "Maybe okay will be our always." —The Fault in Our Stars
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16. "I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend." —The Fault in Our Stars
17. "I may die young, but at least I'll die smart." —Looking for Alaska
18. "We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be." —Looking for Alaska
19. "My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations." —The Fault in Our Stars
20. "We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are." —Looking for Alaska
21. "Our fearlessness shall be our secret weapon." —The Fault in Our Stars
Wattpad Is Releasing An Entire Collection Of "Imagine" Fanfics
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Imagine: You wake up next to your ultimate celebrity crush…
Interactive storytelling site and app Wattpad has announced they'll be publishing a collection of "Imagines" — those second-person fan fictions that have taken over the site (and honestly, much of the internet) — this April.
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13 Picture Books That Might Actually Turn Your Kid Into A Good Eater
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
Plus they’re fun to read.
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It doesn't really work that way! I do expose my one-year-old daughter to a wide variety of foods—basically, everything that I eat, I offer her. But has that made her into a good eater? Not reeeeeeally. I mean, she'll take down an entire avocado, but when I give her a piece of roast chicken or a meatball, she looks at me like she's pretty sure she's adopted.
That's why I read her lots of fun picture books about food — because they're great books, and because maybe they'll make her curious enough to try something new.
A Little Bit of Soul Food by Amy Wilson Sanger
From Amy Wilson Sanger's fabulous World Snacks series, this board book is all about a soul food family potluck—biscuits and gravy, grits, gumbo and fried chicken. The beautifully textured art is made of quilted fabrics. Super cool for toddlers. Buy it here.
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17 Toddler Quotes That Are Both Insane And Surprisingly Wise
Posted by Unknown on Thursday, February 25, 2016
“I checked the computer and it said you were dancing wrong.”
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Wednesday, February 24, 2016
This Canadian Poet's Tumblr Is Filled With Hilarious Fake CanLit Book Covers
Posted by Unknown on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
“The Night Isn’t Going To Call Itself ‘Luminescent’ On Its Own, Is It?”
David McGimpsey is the author of seven books of poetry, one collection of short stories, and teaches literature at Concordia University in Montreal. He also likes to photoshop strange and hilarious book covers and post them to his Tumblr.
He started in late 2013, and now his Tumblr is filled with imagined covers.
David McGimpsey / Via Facebook: maisonneuvemagazine
Canadian poetry anthologies are a common theme. This one is obscenely boastful, like all Canadian poetry.
McGimpsey told BuzzFeed Canada he "started making book covers which kind of pick up on a satire about poetry and literature (esp. Canadian Literature) that has been in my writing."
David McGimpsey / Via mcgimpsey.tumblr.com
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