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This is Anastasia Steele.
Despite being young and attractive, she is a fucking mess. You can tell by the way she bites her lip.
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Today is a big day – she's interviewing local billionaire Christian Grey for the college paper.
But only because her roommate is sick, and not in the bro sense of the word.
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She's called into his office the second she arrives.
"Mr Grey will see you now. He doesn't actually do any work so is basically always free. I mean none of us actually do anything. We don't even know what this company does, off the record."
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