Here’s what famous book titles would sound like if you wrote them in high school.
To Deliberately Annihilate a Feathered Creature
Harper Collins / Via upload.wikimedia.org
Decamped With the Chinook Gales
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The Personal Moniker of the Fuchsia Blossom
Harvest Books / Via goodreads.com
The Large Carnivorous Feline, the Female Necromancer, and the Apparel Closet
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