Hermione Granger And The Goddamn Patriarchy.
Mr. and Mrs. Granger of London were proud to say that they had a witch for a daughter.
Not that they said it much, or at all, to anyone. But they were proud all the same.
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Proud, that is, until their daughter, Hermione, wiped all trace of her existence from their memory.
It was act born not of spite or rebellion, but of love.
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Though it pained her beyond measure to do it, Hermione was in the midst of a war, and she was trying to protect her parents from harm.
To make sure they were completely safe, she shipped them off to Australia, where nothing dangerous ever happens.
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Hermione had been doxxed by supporters of the cause she'd been fighting against for years: The Patriarchy.
The Patriarchy's first mistake had been to assume that women were somehow lesser. Their second mistake was to fuck with Hermione Granger.
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