Who you calling a ho ho ho?
When you skip buying presents for your family because you had to get those Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses.
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When you're deleting texts so he can't see what you said about his small penis.
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When you are feeling your look, but that outfit is going back to the store after you wear it.
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When you put on Petey Pablo's "Freek-a-Leek" and let him hit in from the back.
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