In my new book, 67 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs , I settle the question of cats vs. dogs once and for all. Using science and logic . Here are just a few of the reasons why cats are better.
1. Cats are better athletes
This dog attempting to understand the offsides rule in soccer has succeeded merely in chewing on the ball.
This cat, meanwhile, has transcended soccer entirely. This cat is soccer.
2. Cats are more graceful dancers.
Ballroom dancing requires enthusiasm, grace, dexterity, stamina, and style. Dogs have enthusiasm.
Cats, in fairness, lack enthusiasm, but on the rare and exquisite occasions when they can be persuaded to dance, the sheer beauty of their craft can bring an audience to tears.
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15 Irrefutable Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs