Wednesday, November 19, 2014
15 Willow Smith Books That Really Need To Exist For Real
“There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels. And then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.”
In an interview with the New York Times' T Magazine, between bouts of metaphysical banter with her brother Jaden, Willow Smith told the interviewer that she writes and reads only her own novels.
Here are some of the books Willow, 14, may have written, with imagined titles and quotes based on actual things she said during the interview.
Seriously, read the interview first.
“And it was then, in her darkest hour, that Prana Jones came to understand the truth: that this world is nothing but a fragment of a holographic reality constructed by a higher consciousness.”
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“Because living,” she said, gazing up at the stars falling through the night sky. “Because living.”
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“Our voices sounded like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounded that good.”
Daniel Dalton / BuzzFeed
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One “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margarita” coming right up.
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Barbie's "I Can Be A Computer Engineer" Book Is Embarrassingly Sexist
“It’ll go faster if Brian and I help,” offers Steven. *Slams head against desk*
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Lemony Snicket And Neil Gaiman Will Be Competing To Give Away Books
The “Great Book Giveaway” will take place in New York City’s Washington Square Park on November 19. A series of very fortunate events indeed.
Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket
Guardian/Martin Godwin
Neil Gaiman
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Can You Identify These Classic Novels By Their Cover Art?
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
This Sculpture Looks Exactly Like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Voldemort is hiding out in an art museum, apparently.
Look at this bust:
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Reaaaallly look at it:
Isaac Fitzgerald / BuzzFeed
Sure, the Metropolitan Museum of Art's didactic says this...
Isaac Fitzgerald / BuzzFeed
But we know who it really is.
Via harrypotterreactions.tumblr.com
What Book Would You Make Required Reading For Everyone On Earth?
If you were teacher for a day…
Most of us have had to read The Great Gatsby, To Kill A Mockingbird, and The Scarlet Letter.
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After all, they're classics!
BBC / Via ellabeereads.blogspot.com
But what's the one book that you would make required reading for everyone?
Cartoon Network / Via hello-tf-things.tumblr.com
The one book that, if everyone read it, might make the world a better place?
River Road Entertainment / Via viesuitsoncours.tumblr.com
13-Year-Old Pitching Phenom Mo'ne Davis Will Release A Memoir Early Next Year
The book, to be released by Harper Collins Children’s Books, aims to “encourage young readers to reach for their dreams.”
Mo'ne Davis, the 13-year-old girl who made history as the first girl to pitch a shutout game in the Little League World Series, is taking her inspirational story from the plate to the page.
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Harper Collins Children's Books will release Mo'ne Davis: Remember My Name on March 17, 2015.
Harper Collins / Via bigstory.ap.org
An inspiring story of a courageous young girl who learned to play ball with the boys, only to outshine them on the national stage in the most watched Little League World Series of game of all time. Mo'ne Davis's story is one that will encourage readers to reach for their dreams no matter the odds, young girls to play ball with anyone, and add a new chapter to the rich history of women in baseball.
In October, Davis starred in a commercial for Chevrolet, in which she proudly says, "I throw 70 miles per hour. That's throwing like a girl."
Jonathan Franzen Has A New Novel Coming Out
Purity will hit shelves September 2015.
Greg Martin / Via us.macmillan.com
Jonathan Galassi, president and publisher of Farrar, Straus & Giroux, described "Purity" as a multigenerational American epic that spans decades and continents. The story centers on a young woman named Purity Tyler, or Pip, who doesn't know who her father is and sets out to uncover his identity. The narrative stretches from contemporary America to South America to East Germany before the collapse of the Berlin Wall, and hinges on the mystery of Pip's family history and her relationship with a charismatic hacker and whistleblower.
Via artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com
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