Tuesday, August 26, 2014

7 Ways "If I Stay" Is Upsetting For All The Wrong Reasons

The new YA adaptation starring Chloë Grace Moretz may ruin you, but not in the way the filmmakers intended. Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD!



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1. Movies about pretty teenagers dying are so hot right now, and If I Stay is no The Fault In Our Stars. The latter is sardonic and more raw, and about what it's like to grow up in the shadow of death. The former is gauzy and a touch supernatural, with heroine Mia Hall (Chloë Grace Moretz) spending most of the movie's runtime wandering around a hospital as a Coma Ghost after a terrible car crash that claims her family members' lives, trying to determine if, per the title, she should pick life or go into the light. The latter is about a girl who's living with cancer, and the former is about a girl whose biggest stressor, until the accident, was being caught between studying cello at Juilliard or staying in Portland with her dreamy, rock star boyfriend Adam Wilde (Jamie Blackley).


2. But of course, If I Stay is an effort to capitalize on the same audience as TFIOS, even if they diverge in their approaches to extracting tears. If I Stay is also adapted from a best-selling YA novel, this one by Gayle Forman, and if it isn't technically "sick-lit," it does aim for the same weepy sweet spot of young people having to wrestle with mortality before they've had much of a chance to live. It, too, is built around a swoony romance between Adam, the slightly older cool kid, who sweetly but persistently woos Mia after falling for her cello playing. The movie, which was written by Shauna Cross (Whip It) and directed by R.J. Cutler (The September Issue), doesn't come packing an equivalent to "'OK?' 'OK'" — but that's not for lack of effort.



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Monday, August 25, 2014

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT



Saturday, August 23, 2014

ALL IS WELL ALWAYS



If White Characters Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

Welcome to the mocha-chocolate-coffee-bean-exotic-butterscotch-caramel-cinnamon-cafe-au-lait side of town.



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1. He looked at her longingly, as he imagined her exotic, mashed potato skin laying gently against his.


2. She took off his shirt, his skin glistening in the sun like a glazed doughnut. The glaze part, not the doughnut part.


3. His eyes looked like eyes because they were eye-shaped, not almonds.




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What Should You Write Today?

Because writer’s block is the worst.


Friday, August 22, 2014

This Is What Happens To Your Heart When You Dive Into The Sea

James Nestor , author of DEEP: Freediving, Renegade Science, and What the Ocean Tells Us about Ourselves , takes us on a transformative journey into the ocean.



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The next time you're at the beach your body will undergo the most profound transformation you can naturally experience. This is not a psychic prophecy; I don't have precognition. The transformation I am describing will be physical, and it will be real. It's the result of millions of years of human evolution, a trigger of ancient genes which you and all other humans share with billions of other deep-diving animals.



It looks something like this: You will be lying on the sand. Your skin will be warmed by the sun. You will become hot and thirst for a swim in the ocean. You will pick yourself up and stroll to the water's edge, wade calmly into the lapping waves, and jump in. The moment your face submerges in the sea's salty waters, a Hulk-like metamorphosis will trigger. Blood will begin rushing from your hands and feet, up your legs and arms, and into your core; your heart rate will reflexively lower 25 percent its normal rate; your mind will enter a meditative, almost dreamlike-state. If you choose to dive deeper, the transformation will grow more profound until you bare only a passing resemblance to your terrestrial form. You will become a water animal; a fish, essentially.



Scientists call this transformation the mammalian dive reflex or, more lyrically, the Master Switch of Life. They've been researching it for the past fifty years.



The term Master Switch of Life describes not one but many switches, or reflexes, that are spurred when we enter the water. These reflexes affect the brain, lungs, and heart, among other organs, they work in concert with other triggers in the body to protect us from the immense underwater pressure of deep water and turn us into efficient deep-sea-diving animals. The equivalent pressures of such a deep dive on land would kill or injure us, but not in the ocean. The ocean has different rules, and often requires a completely different mindset to truly comprehend.




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PRACTICE HOPE



BELIEVE IN MIRACLES




Thursday, August 21, 2014

About the final two books in the A Song of Ice and Fire series. NO SPOILERS.


Speaking at an event at the Freemason's Hall in London, Martin was asked if there were any character he couldn't kill, because they are needed for the plot.


Speaking at an event at the Freemason's Hall in London, Martin was asked if there were any character he couldn't kill, because they are needed for the plot.


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Martin said: "I have a large number of important characters who I switch between to tell the entirety of the story, and that limits who I can kill."


Martin said: "I have a large number of important characters who I switch between to tell the entirety of the story, and that limits who I can kill."


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"Sometimes there’s only one character who’s my eye in a particular location, and if I kill that character everything going on in that particular sub plot is going to be lost."


"Sometimes there’s only one character who’s my eye in a particular location, and if I kill that character everything going on in that particular sub plot is going to be lost."


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“The way my books are structured, everyone was together, then they all went their separate ways and the story deltas out like that."


“The way my books are structured, everyone was together, then they all went their separate ways and the story deltas out like that."


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If "Game Of Thrones" Was Set In Britain

Drizzle is coming.


House Cymru


House Cymru


House sigil: A dragon.

House motto: "Here be dragons."

Enemies: They'd claim anyone from England, but really they're too nice to have enemies.

Strength: Being able to communicate without the use of vowels.


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House Merseyside


House Merseyside


House sigil: A yellow submarine.

House motto: "You'll never walk alone."

Enemies: House Lancashire (of which they used to be a part of until a civil war).

Strengths: Inventing pop music.


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House Norfolk


House Norfolk


House sigil: Alan Partridge.

House motto: "A Ha!"

Enemies: House Suffolk.

Strengths: Local radio.


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House Lancashire


House Lancashire


House sigil: A red rose.

House motto: "Rain is coming, our kid."

Enemies: House Yorkshire.

Strengths: Tolerating dampness.


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