Monday, February 2, 2015

29 Stunning Passages From Literature That Capture The Essence Of India

“India, the new myth – a collective fiction in which anything was possible, a fable rivalled only by the two other mighty fantasies: money and God.” ―Salman Rushdie



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2. "In India even the most mundane inquiries have a habit of ending this way. There may be two answers, there may be five, a dozen or a hundred; the only thing that is certain is that all will be different."

―Eric Newby, "Slowly Down the Ganges"


3. "India, the new myth – a collective fiction in which anything was possible, a fable rivalled only by the two other mighty fantasies: money and God."

―Salman Rushdie, "Midnight's Children"


4. "Becoming attached to a country involves pressing, uncomfortable questions about justice and opportunity for its least powerful citizens."

― Katherine Boo, "Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai Undercity"


5. "How can the mind take hold of such a country? Generations of invaders have tried, but they remain in exile. The important towns they build are only retreats, their quarrels the malaise of men who cannot find their way home. India knows of their trouble. She knows of the whole world's trouble, to its uttermost depth. She calls "Come" through her hundred mouths, through objects ridiculous and august. But come to what? She has never defined. She is not a promise, only an appeal."

― E.M. Forster, "A Passage to India"



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7. "India, she now knew, would not be content staying in the background, was nobody's wallpaper, insisted in interjecting itself into everyone's life, meddling with it, twisting it, moulding it beyond recognition.

―Thrity Umrigar, "The Weight of Heaven"


8. "India, she had found out, was a place of political intrigue and economic corruption, a place occupied by real people with their incessantly human needs, desires, ambitions, and aspirations, and not the exotic, spiritual, mysterious entity that was a creation of the Western imagination."

―Thrity Umrigar, "The Weight of Heaven"


9. "‎No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their wordf or 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time."

—Salman Rushdie, "Midnight's Children"


10. "Calcutta's the only city I know where you are actively encouraged to stop strangers at random for a quick chat."

―Tahir Shah, "Sorcerer's Apprentice"


11. "In India we're fighting to retain a wilderness that we have. Whereas in the west, it's gone. Every person that's walking down the street is a walking bar code. You can tell where their clothes are from, how much they cost, which designer made which shoe, which shop you bought each item from. Everything is civilized and tagged and valued and numbered and put in it's place. Whereas in India, the wilderness still exists-the unindoctrinated wilderness of the mind, full of untold secrets and wild imaginings."

―Arundhati Roy




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Sunday, February 1, 2015

5 Great Books To Read In February

A roundup of recent favorites we’ve reviewed in the BuzzFeed Books newsletter.



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Which "Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde" Character Are You?

“Man is not truly one, but truly two.” Which character from the novel is your alter ego?


9 Books That Television's Most Famous Characters Read For Fun

‘Cause even these guys have hobbies.


Fault in Our Stars in Orange is the New Black


Fault in Our Stars in Orange is the New Black


Author: John Green


Read by: Yvonne “Vee” Parker


The acclaimed sixth novel from author John Green is the story of a young cancer patient, Hazel, who falls in love with Augustus whilst attending a support group. It’s a beautiful, tragic, and inspiring story which makes seeing it in the hands of the brutal Vee Parker slightly jarring.


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Him With His Foot In His Mouth in Girls


Him With His Foot In His Mouth in Girls


Author: Saul Bellow


Read by: Hannah Horvath


In this episode of Girls, Hannah is seen reading Adam's copy of Him With His Foot In His Mouth, written by Nobel Prize winning author Saul Bellow, in order to get to know him better. The tale follows Harry Shawlmut, a man whose life has fallen apart, who becomes obsessed with making amends for a kinda-cruel joke he made to a female colleague over three decades prior.


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The Nutmeg of Consolation in Parks and Recreation


The Nutmeg of Consolation in Parks and Recreation


Author: Patrick O’Brian



Read by:
Ron Swanson


Ron Swanson is the fucking man. He eats steak, drinks whiskey, and would no doubt win the battle of man versus wild if he were to ever find himself stranded on a desert island. That is why it shouldn’t come as a surprise to see him reading a novel based on a crew's survival in the hands of pirates after being shipwrecked. Ron Swanson would make a damn fine pirate.


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War and Peace in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia


War and Peace in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Author: Leo Tolstoy


Read by: Charlie Kelly


Some of the funniest moment in IASIP come from Charlie Kelly’s utter idiocy. I mean, the dude eats cat food to make himself nauseous and pass out every night. In the episode "Flowers for Charlie" (Season 9, Episode 8) the dynamic of the gang is upended when Charlie takes some pills, which supposedly turn him into a super-genius. And we all know that super-geniuses can’t be called a super-genius without reading War and Peace.


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Are You A Good Speller?

Or do you just depend on autocorrect and spell-check?


Saturday, January 31, 2015

31 Times "Sweet Valley" Covers Summed Up Your Masturbation History

You don’t have to be blonde to have fun with yourself.


When you blared music so no one could tell what you were doing in your room.


When you blared music so no one could tell what you were doing in your room.


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When your parents always had some reason to come to your room when you were about to rub it out.


When your parents always had some reason to come to your room when you were about to rub it out.


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When it was summer vacation and you had the free time to masturbate twice, maybe even three times a day.


When it was summer vacation and you had the free time to masturbate twice, maybe even three times a day.


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When your rude as fuck sibling told your parents what you were doing alone in your room.


When your rude as fuck sibling told your parents what you were doing alone in your room.


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14 Hilarious Jokes About "Twilight"

Once you go Jacob Black, you never go back.


This shocking revelation.


This shocking revelation.


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This Pokemon mashup.


This Pokemon mashup.


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This truth about Jacob.


This truth about Jacob.


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This Harry Potter mashup.


This Harry Potter mashup.


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This "Saved By The Bell"/Bell Hooks Mash-Up Is Fighting The Patriarchy

It’s all right, ‘cuz I’m saved from the patriarchy. Via saved by the bell hooks.



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Ranking The (B)romances In "The Lord Of The Ring" From Worst To Best

One couple to rule them all.


Sméagol and Déagol


Sméagol and Déagol


Almost all we know about this relationship is that one killed the other to get the ring. Based on that information, I'd say it was pretty dysfunctional.


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Wormtongue and Saruman


Wormtongue and Saruman


It didn't end well but they achieved some pretty evil stuff together while it lasted.


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49 British Swearwords, Defined

A guide for the bewildered.



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1. Arse, arsehole – n., variants of ass and asshole. Can also be used to mean bothered ("Can't be arsed") or acting the fool ("Stop arsing about!"). Mild.


2. Bastard – n., illegitimate child or mongrel; objectionable fellow, probably one who has won one over on you; unpleasant situation ("I'm having a bastard of a morning!". See also: git, rotter, swine.


3. Bell, bellend – n., head of a penis; fool. (Only write as "bell end" if referring to the end of an actual bell.) Medium strength. See also: dickhead, knobend.


4. Berk – n., idiot. Very mild, yet apparently originated as rhyming slang for "Berkeley hunt".


5. Bint – n., derogatory synonym for woman. Avoid, on the whole.


6. Blimey, blimey O'Reilly, cor blimey, gorblimey – n., expression of astonishment. Thought to derive from the phrase "God blind me!" Terribly mild. See also: crikey.


7. Blighter – n., person or thing to be regarded with contempt/envy. See also cad, rotter, swine. Mild.


8. Bloody – adv., intensifier, popularly used in the phrase "Bloody hell!" Very common, medium strength.


9. Blooming – adj., basically a very mild, somewhat archaic form of "bloody". Use with abandon.


10. Bollocks – n., testicles. Used to mean rubbish or nonsense, as in the exclamation of disbelief "Bollocks!" and the album title Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols; in phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" to mean something definitive and perfect; and, in the related word bollocking, a dressing-down ("I gave the useless fool a bollocking"). Medium strength, and very common.



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