31 Times "Sweet Valley" Covers Summed Up Your Masturbation History

You don’t have to be blonde to have fun with yourself.When you blared music so no one could tell what you were doing in your room. Bantam / Via shannonsweetvalley.com When your parents always had some reason to come to your room when you were about to rub it out. Bantam / Via shannonsweetvalley.com When it was summer vacation and you had the free time to masturbate twice,...

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14 Hilarious Jokes About "Twilight"

Once you go Jacob Black, you never go back.This shocking revelation. sniffel.blogg.se This Pokemon mashup. knowyourmeme.com This truth about Jacob. weknowmemes.com This Harry Potter mashup. chacha.com View Entire List...

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This "Saved By The Bell"/Bell Hooks Mash-Up Is Fighting The Patriarchy

It’s all right, ‘cuz I’m saved from the patriarchy. Via saved by the bell hooks. savedbythe-bellhooks.tumblr.com savedbythe-bellhooks.tumblr.com View Entire List...

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Ranking The (B)romances In "The Lord Of The Ring" From Worst To Best

One couple to rule them all.Sméagol and Déagol Almost all we know about this relationship is that one killed the other to get the ring. Based on that information, I'd say it was pretty dysfunctional.New Line Cinema Wormtongue and Saruman It didn't end well but they achieved some pretty evil stuff together while it lasted.New Line Cinema / Via tumblr.com Newline Cinema /...

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49 British Swearwords, Defined

A guide for the bewildered. Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed 1. Arse, arsehole – n., variants of ass and asshole. Can also be used to mean bothered ("Can't be arsed") or acting the fool ("Stop arsing about!"). Mild.2. Bastard – n., illegitimate child or mongrel; objectionable fellow, probably one who has won one over on you; unpleasant situation ("I'm having a bastard of a morning!"....

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14 Must-Haves For The Perfect Booklovers' Night In

You can get these by Valentine’s Day if you really book it.Arrange the Date Library Card Valentine, $7.00 Meow Kapow Shop / Via etsy.com Get Casually (and Literally) Elegant Romeo and Juliet Text Tights, $24.90 Coline Design / Via etsy.com Spruce Up A Bit Oscar Wilde Perfume, $110.00 Anthropologie / Via anthropologie.com Offer a Sweet Love Token Folded Book Heart, $25.00...

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Building The Man I Am

I lost my mother last year, and this is what I made her. Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed My mom bought me a pretty, twilight-blue dresser back in the spring. I'd just moved for the third time in a year and was broke in that desperate, "Should I buy this plunger or wait until next week?" way moving breaks you. She'd come into a little bit of money and asked me if I needed anything.I...

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24 Reasons Harry Potter Is The Worst Character Of The Whole Series

He actually killed Sirius Black.It's probably safe to say that everyone knows who Harry Potter is. Warner Bros. / Via rebloggy.com But not many people have woken up to the fact that he's actually a huge douchebag. Warner Bros. / Via giphy.com It's undeniable, really. Warner Bros. / Via libereading.com First off, he's rude. Warner Bros. / Via hogwartsneverends.blogspot.com.au...

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There's Gay Dinosaur Erotic Fiction And We Read It So You Don't Have To

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23 Pictures Only "Lord Of The Rings" Fans Will Think Are Funny

Now that’s what I’m Tolkien about.This truth about Aragorn. ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com This franchise-bending transformation. laughroulette.com This example of Middle Earth logic.* *Technically about The Hobbit, not Lord of the Rings.memecenter.com This winning pun. Via forum.pokemoncentral.it View Entire List...

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26 Books To Read Before You Move To London

Or after, if you’re already there. There are thousands of books set in London, here are just a select few of them. For books set across different parts of London, I've highlighted one place in particular.Daniel Dalton / BuzzFeed Vintage google.co.uk View Entire List...

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41 Things That Would Have Been Very Different If Harry Potter Were Set In Australia

Crabbe and Goyle certainly would have had mullets.1. The first task of the Triwizard Tournament would be Goon of Fortune.2. The Hogwarts Express would never run on time.3. Mail would be delivered by galahs and cockatoos.4. The Weasleys would be on Wizard Centrelink.5. And Draco would constantly be calling them all rangas.6. Rita Skeeter would be a gossip writer for NW.7. Mr...

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19 Of The Best Harry Potter Related Insults

Because there’s an angsty Harry Potter in all of us.1. Umbridge: For when you just really can't stand that bitch. Warner Bros Example:"Guess who I ran into the other day!" *insert name*"They are the definition of an Umbridge."2. Dumbledore: When your friend is being a cryptic dickhead. Warner Bros Example:"So do you want to meet at the pub tonight or have pre-drinks at mine?""Well...

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Which Famous Poet Are You?

Are you a poet who didn’t even know it? Getty / Hudson Archive...

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36 Tattoos Every Book Lover Needs In Their Life

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Here's The "Game Of Thrones" Makeup Look You Need This Winter

Winter Is Coming, and it’s fabulous. Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed / HBO HBO We love the subtle contouring here–your cheekbones will never look more chic! And the highlighting is simply divine. ? HBO View Entire List...

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5 Ways You Already Have Harry Potter Magic In Your Life

Cartoonist Hallie Bateman celebrates muggle magic with these humorous GIFs.Invisibility Cloak Hallie Bateman / BuzzFeed Magical Photograph Hallie Bateman / BuzzFeed Vanishing Spell Hallie Bateman / BuzzFeed Silenicio Hallie Bateman / BuzzFeed View Entire List...

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The Illustrated A-Z Guide To Author Wardrobe Staples

“C is for cardigan.” Kate Gavino / BuzzFeed Kate Gavino / BuzzFeed Kate Gavino / BuzzFeed Kate Gavino / BuzzFeed View Entire List...

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