Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Who Would Win In A Duel: Dumbledore Or Gandalf?

Who’s really the baddest wizard in the land?


In one fandom you have Dumbledore, also known as the "greatest wizard who ever lived," according to J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter aficionados.


In one fandom you have Dumbledore, also known as the "greatest wizard who ever lived," according to J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter aficionados.


Dumbledore defeated the dark wizard Grindelwald and is known for discovering the 12 uses of dragon's blood.


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In another fandom you have Gandalf, an incredibly powerful wizard in the world of J.R.R. Tolkien, the author of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.


In another fandom you have Gandalf, an incredibly powerful wizard in the world of J.R.R. Tolkien, the author of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.


Gandalf defeated the Balrog and he's basically immortal.


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17 Of The Best BuzzFeed Books Essays We Published In 2014

Exploring subjects from skateboarding to Sylvia Plath, and attempting to write your first novel to jumping into the sea, these are some of our favorite essays we published this year. *Ranked in no particular order*



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This Is What Happens To Your Heart When You Dive Into The Sea — James Nestor


This Is What Happens To Your Heart When You Dive Into The Sea — James Nestor


James Nestor, author of DEEP: Freediving, Renegade Science, and What the Ocean Tells Us About Ourselves, takes us on a transformative journey into the ocean.


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Try To Leave Me If You Can — Katherine Faw Morris


Try To Leave Me If You Can — Katherine Faw Morris


Katherine Faw Morris, author of Young God, on returning to her impoverished home in Wilkes County, North Carolina.


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Not Here to Make Friends — Roxane Gay


Not Here to Make Friends — Roxane Gay


Roxane Gay, author of An Untamed State and Bad Feminist, on the importance of unlikable female protagonists.


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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The Fictional Suicidal Girls I Loved, But Had To Let Go

“There was something familiar about wanting to haunt a story rather than tell it.”



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There exists a photo of me as a teenager kneeling on my friend's living room floor wearing a white nightgown, holding a kitchen knife with the sharp end halfway in my mouth. A coral bra is visible under the nightgown and I look into the camera trying to be both provocative and frightening, but not managing to pull off either one entirely. I was at a The Virgin Suicides–themed party, one of many offbeat parties my friends and I would host in our late teens, each theme an attempt to one-up our last party's strangeness. It was a time when I was both a virgin and, for the first time in my life, suicidal.


While I spent my entire childhood entertaining generally self-destructive thoughts, this was a decided turn from thoughts to impulses. Hypothetical escape routes from my life emerged in my mind as I entered the early phases of adulthood. Peculiarly, my literary fascinations regressed from the melancholy adult women I had admired as a child to a very particular kind of suicidal teenage girl. While literature is awash in young women who end their own lives in dramatic final chapters, my preoccupation was with girls who committed suicide early on in their respective stories. To end one's life at the end of a story is usually because all other options have been exhausted. To commit suicide in the beginning or the middle of a story was to radically refuse to participate in the narrative as anything but a ghost. There was something familiar about wanting to haunt a story rather than tell it.



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My first fixation on this character type was Cecilia, the youngest of the five Lisbon sisters in Jeffrey Eugenides' The Virgin Suicides. Though the book brims with dark moments, there was something especially enticing about a 13-year-old that only successfully commits suicide when she tries a second time. Because suicide is often attempted by young women but most often completed by men of middle age, there was a decidedly grim adult conviction to her suicide. When Cecilia succeeds in ending her life with the assistance of an open window and an iron fence, it means that she meant it all along. In the sickness of suicidal ideation that was only beginning to wander to that place, I saw a resoluteness in Cecilia's despair at the world that I lacked. As the mind betrays itself so cruelly, there is a brutal kind of comfort in comparing yourself to a child who is better at misery than you.




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43 Of The Most Romantic Lines From Literature

“My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.” —Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice.



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2. "He stepped down, trying not to look long at her, as if she were the sun, yet he saw her, like the sun, even without looking."

—Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina. Suggested by Vivi Hyacinthe on Facebook.


3. "Whatever our souls are made out of, his and mine are the same...If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger."

—Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights. Suggested by Alex Zrenner on Facebook.


4. "You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever."

—Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice. Suggested by Giovana Draghi on Facebook.


5. "You and I, it's as though we have been taught to kiss in heaven and sent down to earth together, to see if we know what we were taught."

—Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago. Suggested by TXBluebonnet.



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16 Hilarious One-Star Reviews Of Children's Books

“Dr. Seuss was an evil genius, bent on traumatising children.”


One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss


One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss


"It is like this book was written for a baby or something. Anybody looking for enlightened literature should look elsewhere." (source)


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Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown


Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown


"The description included a pair of bunny slippers which it did not come with. The book was cheesy and so not worth it without the slippers" (source)


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Are You My Mother? by Dr. Seuss


Are You My Mother? by Dr. Seuss


"A CURSE! AN UTTER CURSE!"


"Many of you, 'Parents', have exposed this book unto your families. Same thing with my mother. She exposed this story to me. But you know what I see in this book of evil? Scary images and ideas. Look at the dog for instance. Does he look like a 'nice' dog to you? He didn't to me. He scarred [sic] the buttons of [sic] my shirt. Everytime I look at his eyes I fill with fear." (source)


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The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle


The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle


"Ruined My Life"


"I purchased this book for my little brother because this was my favorite book as a kid. He makes me read it to him no less than 20 times a day. We took a 3 hour road trip and he had me read it over and over again nonstop the entire time, I want to burn it, but he would probably set the house on fire to spite me." (source)


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19 Times "The Boxcar Children" Covers Summed Up Why You Hate Kids

For when they make you wish they were orphans.


When people won't stop uploading pictures of their damn kids to Facebook.


When people won't stop uploading pictures of their damn kids to Facebook.


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When you have to hang their "artwork" on your fridge.


When you have to hang their "artwork" on your fridge.


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When they sneak upstairs to investigate the "noises" in your bedroom.


When they sneak upstairs to investigate the "noises" in your bedroom.


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When they touch filthy animals in public like they WANT to get rabies.


When they touch filthy animals in public like they WANT to get rabies.


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15 Inspiring Quotes By Writers We Lost In 2014

“I have failed at many things, but I have never been afraid.”


Maya Angelou (1928 – 2014)


Maya Angelou (1928 – 2014)


American poet, author, and essayist. Her works include seven autobiographies and the poem And Still I Rise.


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Gabriel García Márquez (1927 – 2014)


Gabriel García Márquez (1927 – 2014)


Colombian author and Nobel Prize winner, his works include Love in the Time of Cholera and One Hundred Years of Solitude.


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Sue Townsend (1946 – 2014)


Sue Townsend (1946 – 2014)


British comic author, and creator of Adrian Mole.


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Harold Ramis (1944 – 2014)


Harold Ramis (1944 – 2014)


American actor, screenwriter and director of films including Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters and Animal House.


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Monday, December 29, 2014

16 Yik Yak Messages From Your Favorite Literary Characters

It was the best of Yik Yak, it was the worst of Yik Yak.



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Middle Earth – The Fellowship of the Ring


Middle Earth – The Fellowship of the Ring


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West Egg – The Great Gatsby


West Egg – The Great Gatsby


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District 12 – The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


District 12 – The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


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What's Your New Year's Resolution For Reading?

Resolve to read more in 2015.


It's time to make New Year's resolutions!


It's time to make New Year's resolutions!


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So why not resolve to read more books in 2015?


So why not resolve to read more books in 2015?


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Maybe you want to read a certain number of books.


Maybe you want to read a certain number of books.


20? 50? 100?!


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Or perhaps you want to try reading a new genre.


Or perhaps you want to try reading a new genre.


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Are You A Jessica Or An Elizabeth?

Which Sweet Valley High twin fits you best?



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Sunday, December 28, 2014

Are You As Well Read As Stephen King?

In On Writing by Stephen King, he lists 96 recommended reads. Then in the 10th Anniversary Edition, he lists 82 more. So, how many have you read?


Friday, December 26, 2014

The Queen Has Mentioned "Game Of Thrones" In Her Christmas Message

Windsor is coming.


So The Queen said this in her Christmas message.



In a speech where she talked about the 100 year anniversary of World War I and paid tribute to aid workers treating those with Ebola in West Africa, The Queen mentioned visiting the set of Game of Thrones whilst talking about reconciliation in Northern Ireland.


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The benefits of reconciliation were clear to see when I visited Belfast in June. While my tour of the set of Game Of Thrones may have gained most attention, my visit to the Crumlin Road Gaol will remain vividly in my mind.


What was once a prison during the Troubles is now a place of hope and fresh purpose; a reminder of what is possible when people reach out to one another, rather like the couple in the sculpture.




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Thursday, December 25, 2014

The 19 Best Nonfiction Books Of 2014

These are the essay collections, memoirs, and nonfiction reads that we absolutely loved in 2014. *Ranked in no particular order*



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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

This Is How People Asked Embarrassing Questions Before The Internet

Welcome to the New York Public Library’s vault of strange questions. H/T Gothamist.


A long time ago, before the internet's glorious tubes brought us all the cats and boobs we could ever want, people used to go to the library for info.


A long time ago, before the internet's glorious tubes brought us all the cats and boobs we could ever want, people used to go to the library for info.


Um, ~crazy~.


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When confused patrons couldn't find what they were looking for in books, they'd often ask the librarians.



People-2-people connecting.


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At the New York Public Library, each query was written down on an index card and filed away.


At the New York Public Library, each query was written down on an index card and filed away.


From 1940 to 1980, the library kept track of questions with a paper file. Recently, that old box of questions was rediscovered.


"We found an old recipe box while cleaning out a desk, and it was labeled 'Interesting Reference Questions,' the contents of which ranged from total stumpers to funny mispronunciations," the NYPL Instagram says.


BTW: The answer is zero years. YOU DIE WITHOUT THE LIFE-GIVING INFLUENCE OF A MAN.


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Some were serious.


Some were serious.


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25 Of The Most Beautiful Literary Quotes About Christmas

These 25 quotes from writers prove it’s the most wonderful time of the year.



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1. "The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting."

–Louisa May Alcott, Little Women


2. "Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart...filled it, too, with melody that would last forever."

–Bess Streeter Aldrich, Song of Years



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An Oral History Of The Birth Of New York Hardcore

Members of Bad Brains, Agnostic Front, Cro-Mags, and more remember Max’s Kansas City. An excerpt from NYHC: New York Hardcore 1980–1990, by Tony Rettman.



The Cro-Mags in 1987.


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The following is chapter 2, "Max's Kansas City: Punk Thursdays," from the book NYHC: New York Hardcore 1980–1990, by Tony Rettman (available Dec. 30, Bazillion Points).


Peter Crowley (talent booker, Max's Kansas City): The person I'm aware of who first used the word hardcore was a journalist by the name of Pat Wadsley, who worked at the SoHo Weekly News. She wrote a review of the New York rock 'n' roll scene that read, "CBGB has mellowed with age. Hurrah is Macy's punk. Only Max's remains hardcore."


Denise Mercedes (guitarist, Stimulators): Max's is interesting, because when we began playing there fairly regularly and became popular, hardcore slamming didn't exist. People were just jumping around—I guess they were pogoing. A lot of movement and a lot of energy came out from the audience. Tables and chairs were getting broken. Whenever the Stimulators played, Max's had to take out all the furniture. I always think that's a little badge of honor. "The Stimulators are coming! Get everything out of here!" That's a fond memory for me.


Jack Rabid (editor, The Big Takeover fanzine; drummer, Even Worse): The scene where I really thrived as a full-fledged member was those Max's Kansas City gigs.


Vinnie Stigma (guitarist, The Eliminators, Agnostic Front, Madball; vocalist, Stigma): I used to play Max's Kansas City a lot with my band the Eliminators. I hung out at Max's and ran around with a leather jacket on with no shirt on underneath in the middle of the summer. It didn't matter! You had to have the leather jacket on! I was a punk rocker.


Richie Birkenhead (vocalist, Numskulls, Underdog, Into Another; guitarist, Youth of Today): Back then, the clubs I used to go to were Max's, the Mudd Club, and the old Peppermint Lounge. I think Max's was the first to really have hardcore.


Al Pike (bassist, Reagan Youth; coeditor, Straight Edge fanzine): Max's had this overpowering darkness. The walls were dark. Seats and tables were pushed to the side. A lot of the loud, fast people hung there.


Keith Burkhardt (vocalist, Agnostic Front, Cause for Alarm): I came into the city from Nutley, New Jersey, and went to Max's Kansas City. Instead of being at the hole-in-the-wall pizzeria where I worked, now I was at Max's, where you could run into Mick Jagger or Andy Warhol. There were all these punks. It was a totally surreal scene.



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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Angelina Jolie's "Unbroken" Leaves The Best Part Of Its Story Off Screen

The actor’s third film as a director tells the incredible true story of Louis Zamperini, but skips the half that makes it all resonant.



Jack O'Connell as Louis Zamperini in Unbroken.


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Unbroken is directed by one Angelina Jolie, whose work as an actor you may be familiar with. It tells the true tale of veteran and Olympic athlete Louis Zamperini (Jack O'Connell), a man possessed with an incredible will to survive and some astoundingly bad luck. Or rather, it tells part of his tale — the part in which, during World War II, he survived nearly two months at sea, only to be rescued by Japanese troops who promptly dumped him in a prison camp.


Unfortunately, the most compelling part of Unbroken (in theaters Dec. 25) is barely part of the movie at all. The confounding coda unfolds on title cards right before the end credits roll, letting the audience know that the events that would turn everything we just watched into a story instead of a chronicle of human endurance aren't going to make it on screen.


After all of his suffering has been dramatized, Zamperini, we're told in text on screen, went on to struggle with trauma from his experiences, until he found religion and through it, stability. He returned to Japan, trying to forgive the men who imprisoned and mistreated him, even the commander who singled him out for particular cruelty.



O'Connell as Zamperini, Finn Wittrock as Francis "Mac" McNamara, and Domhnall Gleeson as Russell Allen "Phil" Phillips in Unbroken.


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It's fascinating that Zamperini sought out his captors once the madness of war was over and tried to reconcile with them. That Unbroken consigns that to an afterthought, alongside some touching footage of the real Zamperini, who died earlier this year at age 97, suggests that what's really important about the man's incredible life is what he went through, rather than what he did as a result of it.


Zamperini's experiences allow Unbroken to feel like an awards movie mash-up — a little Chariots of Fire, some de-tigered Life of Pi, a helping of Bridge on the River Kwai, all glossily realized in a spare-no-expense fashion. For instance: The screenplay, based on Laura Hillenbrand's book Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption, was written by the goddamn Coen brothers, along with Richard LaGravenese and William Nicholson.


The score is by six-time Oscar nominee Alexandre Desplat. The film is photographed by the great cinematographer Roger Deakins, who includes a few particularly arresting overhead shots. Rising star O'Connell, so good in Starred Up earlier this year, is joined by a handsome blur of other gaunt white guys: Domhnall Gleeson, Garrett Hedlund, Jai Courtney, Finn Wittrock, and Luke Treadaway.




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12 Cats Who Are Secretly "Game Of Thrones" Characters

A Song of Mice and Fire.


Robert Baratheon


Robert Baratheon


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"I swear to you, I was never so alive as when I was winning this throne, or so dead as now that I've won it."



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Arya Stark


Arya Stark


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"Fear cuts deeper than swords."



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11 Memes From 2014 As Classic Book Covers

The Adventures of HuckleBieber Finn.



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