Friday, June 26, 2015

The Definitive Ranking Of Parents On "Game Of Thrones"

From worst to best.

Stannis & Selyse Baratheon

Stannis & Selyse Baratheon

These two basically treated their daughter like livestock: Locked her in a cage for her entire life and then burned her at the stake as an offering to the Lord of Light.

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Mr. & Mrs. Olly

Mr. & Mrs. Olly

If anyone should be burned at the stake, it's these two for releasing the demon spawn himself into this world.

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Craster

Craster

"Crasternomics" - noun: Sustaining your stronghold by trading your sons to supernatural creatures for protection while creating an endless supply of children by marrying and impregnating all of your daughters.

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Daenerys "Mother of Dragons" Targaryen

Daenerys "Mother of Dragons" Targaryen

Dany is that mom who has 18 different "MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT" bumper stickers on the back of her minivan despite her kids bullying the nerds into doing their homework. Her oldest child killed someone and ran away from home, so she chained the other two up in a dungeon instead of, you know, teaching them not to kill people.

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