Tuesday, February 10, 2015

18 Valentine's Day Gifts For The "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Fan

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Shackles + Cuffs Bracelet


Shackles + Cuffs Bracelet


Etsy, $42


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Fifty Shades Inspired Soap


Fifty Shades Inspired Soap


Etsy, $5.95


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Mrs. Grey Jumper


Mrs. Grey Jumper


Etsy, $23.42


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Handcuff Earrings


Handcuff Earrings


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16 Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards For Book Lovers

The sun’s not the only thing that rises, if you know what I mean.



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Which Novel By Haruki Murakami Is The Best?

“I myself have adopted the position that, in fact, we never choose anything at all.”


49 Of The Most Beautiful Sentences In British Literature

I asked ~book twitter~ for their favourite literary quotes from British authors. Here are some of the best responses, mixed in with some of my favourites...



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“And into the heart of the storm, with a cry that pierced all other sounds, tearing the clouds asunder, the Nazgul came shooting like flaming bolts, as caught in the fiery ruin of hill and sky they crackled, withered, and went out.”


– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


Suggested by @illucifer


"The sense of being absolutely in the right and longed-for place is fixed and guaranteed by every ray in the universe"


– Iris Murdoch, The Black Prince


Suggested by @WELBooks



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"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe"


– Lewis Carroll, The Jabberwocky


Suggested by @HannahBurden


"The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster."


– Nick Harkaway, The Gone-Away World


Suggested by @sassthat



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Suggested by @acaseforbooks


“Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.”


– George Orwell, 1984


Suggested by @TomJamesBrook


AS kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies dráw fláme;As tumbled over rim in roundy wellsStones ring; like each tucked string tells, each hung bell’sBow swung finds tongue to fling out broad its name;Each mortal thing does one thing and the same:Deals out that being indoors each one dwells;Selves—goes itself; myself it speaks and spells,Crying Whát I do is me: for that I came.


– Gerard Manley Hopkins, As kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies dráw fláme


Suggested by @marinedebray



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"Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief."


– William Shakespeare, Hamlet


Suggested by @EliotAnderson


“Him the Almighty PowerHurled headlong flaming from th’ ethereal skyWith hideous ruin and combustion downTo bottomless perdition, there to dwellIn adamantine chains and penal fire,Who durst defy th’ Omnipotent to arms.”


– John Milton, Paradise Lost


Suggested by @Anna_Mazz



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“A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.”


– Graham Greene, The End of the Affair


Suggested by @elizabethmoya


“I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself.”


– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre


Suggested by @SometimesKaren


“Her heart was heavy because it was open, and so things filled it, and so things rushed out of it, but still the heart kept beating, tough and frighteningly powerful and meaning to shrug off the rest of her and continue on its own.”


― Helen Oyeyemi, Mr. Fox



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"Her hands were resting on his glossy fur. Somewhere in the garden a nightingale was singing, and a little breeze touched her hair and stirred the leaves overhead. All the different bells of the city chimed, once each, this one high, that one low, some close by, others farther off, one cracked a peevish, another grave and sonorous, but agreeing in all their different voices on what the time was, even if some of them got to it a little more slowly than others.”


– Phillip Pullman, His Dark Materials


Suggested by @allygolightly94


"It was the day my grandmother exploded"


– Iain Banks, The Crow Road


Suggested by @fords42 and others



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"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."


– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities


Suggested by @eileencumisky


“You’re just in time for a little smackerel of something.”


– A.A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh


Suggested by @Imelda_Evans



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Suggested by @whydoanything


“The important thing was to love rather than be loved”


– W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage


“Fortitude. … It means fixity of purpose. It means endurance. It means having the strength to live with what constrains you.”


― Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall



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Suggested by @Holly_BourneYA


“I shall also take you forth and carve our names together in a yew tree, haloed with stars…”


– Ted Hughes, Letters of Ted Hughes


“We mortals, men and women, devour many a disappointment between breakfast and dinner-time; keep back the tears and look a little pale about the lips, and in answer to inquiries say, “Oh, nothing!” Pride helps; and pride is not a bad thing when it only urges us to hide our hurts— not to hurt others.”


― George Eliot, Middlemarch



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Suggested by @Bridgend6


“She wasn’t a person to whom things happen. She did all the happenings.”


– Muriel Spark, Aiding and Abetting


“But surely to tell these tall tales and others like them would be to speed the myth, the wicked lie, that the past is always tense and the future, perfect.”


– Zadie Smith, White Teeth



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Suggested by @acaseforbooks


"He slept curled against her back, a dark comma against her pale elegant phrase.”


― A.S. Byatt, Possession


“But time given to wishing for what can’t be is not only spent, but wasted, and for all that we waste we shall be accountable.”


– Penelope Fitzgerald, The Blue Flower



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“What is pertinent is the calmness of beauty, its sense of restraint. It is as though the land knows of its own beauty, its own greatness, and feels no need to shout it.”


– Kazuo Ishiguro, The Remains of the Day


“And so they entwined their lives to drink from the pools of each other’s sadness. From these special watering holes, each man drew strength.”


― Monica Ali, Brick Lane



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Suggested by @acaseforbooks


“If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me.”


— W. H. Auden, The More Loving One


“There must be more to man than that, surely? That we are not just one, but a multitude.”


– Marcus Sedgwick, Midwinterblood



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“A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.”


– Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator


“To live in Wales is to be consciousAt dusk of the spilled bloodThat went into the making of the wild sky,Dyeing the immaculate riversIn all their courses.”


– R.S. Thomas


Suggested by @JoBarrow



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Suggested by @Miss_Annie_Rose


“Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.”


– Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway


Suggested by @Cotchabamba


“You play you win, you play you lose. What you risk reveals what you value"


– Jeanette Winterson, The Passion


Suggested by @TV_Kicks



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Suggested by @10n6inthisstyle


“We carry the lives we’ve imagined as we carry the lives we have, and sometimes a reckoning comes of all the lives we have lost.”


― Helen MacDonald, H is for Hawk


"Exit pursued by a bear."


– William Shakespeare, The Winter's Tale


Suggested by Carlie_Dawn


I am but one slow-reading man in a library of unread books, so this is not a definitive list, by any means. If there is a sentence by a British author that makes your heart soar, add it below so others may fly.


Here's Jamie Dornan Reading Out "Fifty Shades Of Grey" In Different Accents

Jamie + a French accent = Fifty Shades of oh hell YES.


Jamie Dornan appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Monday night and played a game of "Fifty Accents of Grey". For which we are now eternally grateful to Jimmy Fallon for.


Jamie Dornan appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Monday night and played a game of "Fifty Accents of Grey". For which we are now eternally grateful to Jimmy Fallon for.


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Both Jamie and Jimmy had to press the 'accent generator' before reading out an excerpt from the erotic novel in the chosen voice.


Both Jamie and Jimmy had to press the 'accent generator' before reading out an excerpt from the erotic novel in the chosen voice.


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Which meant he had to read out these kinds of things.


Which meant he had to read out these kinds of things.


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First up he was given a Scottish accent. Which basically meant our ovaries exploded.



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SNAPE IS A HERO AND DON’T SAY OTHERWISE.


YouTube user kcawesome13 has put together all of Snape's important scenes from the eight Harry Potter films to show just how much the misunderstood potions professor went through.




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Women Are Taking Over Marvel One Comic Book At A Time

G. Willow Wilson (Ms. Marvel) and Marguerite K. Bennett (Angela: Asgard’s Assassin), writers of the new (and first!) all-female Avengers team A-Force discuss fandom, haters, and how to move comics forward.



What brings the ladies of A-Force together during the Secret Wars event? Obviously it's a response to very vocal fandom that's quickly filling up with women in the real world, but in context of the Marvel Universe what brings these drastically different women together as an Avengers team for the first time ever?


G. Willow Wilson: I think one of the cool things about Secret Wars is that for the first time we get to have all of these characters who don't normally interact — usually they're in their own little corners of the Marvel Universe, but now all of a sudden they're in the same place — so that seemed like a great opportunity to bring together some of the First Ladies of Marvel as well as some fan favorite characters on to one team with one mission. It made a lot of sense to do it now and sort of use the momentum that's been building up in the fanbase and the demand for more stories from more diverse voices. We're hoping that it's gonna be a great ride.


Will people who aren't caught up on Secret Wars, but are totally into the idea of an all-female Avengers run, be able to jump into Issue 1 of A-Force and keep up?


Marguerite K. Bennett: Within the event, there's this island in the Secret Wars world called Arcadia, and this is the place where all of the heroines of the Marvel Universe operate in this, you know, ideal civilization...and I have to be really careful of the things that I can and can't say. But we're gonna make it as accessible as possible. We want this to be Women Of Marvel, The Book. You'll get to see this insane, crazy —you know, pushing characters to the limits stuff — but also seeing the decimation of their relationships and the depth of emotion and the power that they derive from being part of the sisterhood.




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17 Black Superheroes And Where To Read More About Them

Before they were movies, comics were making history.


In no particular order, here is a partial list of some of our favorite black superheroes — and links to where you can buy and read the comics that feature them.


Most links are inexpensive reprint collections from Amazon, and tablet users should check out digital comics supplier Comixology and Marvel's Netflix-style Marvel Unlimited service, but we encourage you to use FindAComicsShop.com to locate the local comic book store nearest to you. They can help you find inexpensive back issues (sometimes as low as $1 each) about any character or genre you're curious about.


Comics look great on your coffee table when people come over. Or bring them to your niece or nephew so they can tell the other kids who Black Panther is before he's in a movie. Just a thought.


Gabriel Jones


Gabriel Jones


Not technically a superhero, but Gabe Jones is one of the first black characters to appear in mainstream comics, and probably the oldest one still being written today.


Debuting in 1963 as a private in Sgt. Fury & His Howling Commandos, Gabe followed the career path of Nick Fury (a white guy in the comics before being thoroughly redefined by Samuel L. Jackson) going from World War II soldier, to Cold War super-spy, to the big screen where he was portrayed by Derek Luke in Marvel's Captain America: The First Avenger. He also had a job in the 1970s fighting Godzilla, but who didn't?


Essential Reading: The Gabe-focused Howling Commandos #56 (pictured above) unfortunately doesn't appear to be collected anywhere, but the first 23 issues of Howling Commandos are collected in Marvel's affordable, black-and-white Essentials reprint series.


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Black Panther


Black Panther


The history of comics is messy, but Black Panther is widely considered to be mainstream comics' first black superhero. The Black Panther is the head of state and ceremonial protector of a secluded fictional nation known as Wakanda — dodgy, but at least they bothered to acknowledge Africa contains individual countries, which is


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Storm


Storm


Did you know Storm is


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20 Crazy Facts About The World’s Most Incredible Burial Sites

So hip, they’re actually underground.



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