Saturday, August 1, 2015
Like, can I go to class for once without the fear of dying?
That's great and all, but it doesn't change the fact that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the worst school ever.
How, you ask, could a school that produced some of the greatest witches and wizards of our time (which TBH doesn't necessarily include Harry Potter), a school that teaches MAGIC, be a bad school?
First off, the school is filled with dangerous monsters.
There's a giant, vicious, three-headed dog, an aggressive troll, and a fucking BASILISK within this school's walls, and some of them were put there on purpose! By faculty members! You would think that if you had a giant snake that petrified people slithering about where there are 11-year-old children present, you would at least call the magical exterminators or something.
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The rules are all kinds of dumb and dangerous, too.
Hey, you know that place with the nest of killer spiders? Let's send some first-year students out there with the groundskeeper who isn't even legally supposed to be able to do magic.
Friday, July 31, 2015
Judy’s on the case.
When Brooklyn resident Leonard Lasek recently cleaned out his apartment, he made a Huge Mistake.
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He accidentally got rid of his wife's beloved copy of Judy Blume's Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
I accidentally gave this book away on Saturday July 25th in a box on the corner of Green & Franklin. This book is extremely important to my wife. It was a keepsake from her mother and is irreplaceable. On the inside cover is a note that reads "Christmas 1991." If you happened to pick up this book can you please get in touch with me.
In honor of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling’s birthday! This post was made with the help of BuzzFeed BFF, and you should follow them on Facebook and Twitter!
Hello, everyone. Today is an important day. It's Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling's birthday!
In honor of the duo's birthday, we've got a special surprise for you.
We're going to make you your very own Chocolate Frog card!
All you need to do is submit your name and photo of yourself!
Accio birthday cake!
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Today we're celebrating the 50th birthday of our favorite ~magical~ author and the 35th birthday of our favorite fictional character!
We've all learned some very important lessons from reading the series.
And we probably wouldn't be the same people we are today if we hadn't had Harry Potter in our lives.
Accio fandom-mixing fun!
Wizards in Black.
THE BADASS MAGICAL ALIEN CRIME FIGHTING TRIO OF YOUR DREAMS.
Game of Wands.
Wizards are coming.
A wild Voldemort appeared.
Sherlock: Hogwarts Edition.
It's just a boggart... just a boggart.