As decided by the perilous Professor Poopypants.
The evil Professor Poopypants from Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants has taken over the world, and is forcing everyone to change their name to something silly.
Scholastic
Hopefully our hero Captain Underpants will come through and save the day, but until then...
NASA Goddard Space Flight Center / Via Flickr: gsfc
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What Would Your Silly "Captain Underpants" Name Be?