“No dudes with crushed testicles,” sayeth the LORD.
James Chapman / BuzzFeed
David wants to marry Saul's daughter Michal. Saul doesn't want David to marry his daughter, so he demands as a bride price 100 foreskins of his enemies the Philistines, hoping that David will get killed fighting them. But instead, David goes and kills 200 Philistines, cuts off their foreskins, presents them to Saul, and marries Michal.
From 1 Samuel 18:25-27.
James Chapman / BuzzFeed
Some children mock a bald man. He curses them, and two female bears come out of the woods, killing 42 of them. He continues on his journey. No one seems to think this is disproportionate.
From 2 Kings 2:23-24.
Posts
The 14 Most WTF Stories In The Bible