There might be a reason for your partners obsessions with snakes and black-haired youths.
Your S.O. totally rocks the no-hair look.
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You worry about breaking up because you know fighting for snake custody will be an ugly, ugly battle.
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They have a thinly-veiled obsession with a certain boy who lived.
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They never offer to pay, and they try to hex you whenever you suggest splitting the check.
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