If Your Life Were A Book, What Would The Title Be?

The life and times of you.

A book's title lets us know its contents in only a few words.

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So we want to know, how would you sum up your life in a book title? Maybe it celebrates your love of resting.

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Or maybe it's all about where your humor lies.

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Maybe it's about your adoration of a certain artist.

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33 Harry Potter Gifts Only A True Fan Will Appreciate

“What a cool triangle lamp,” says the unsuspecting muggle.

This directional sign.

"Hey, why is there graffiti on your toilet?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

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This lamp.

"Wow, what a cool triangle lamp," the unsuspecting muggle says.

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This mug.

"9 3/4 sugars??" the unsuspecting muggle guesses.

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This poster.

"I think I've been to Hogsmeade. Isn't that near Portland?" asks the unsuspecting muggle.

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15 Hilariously Inappropriate Book Titles

Do you know “who will toss your salad?”

Did they try a laxative?!

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It's important to never give up on your passions:

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Some questions are better left unanswered:

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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Which "Harry Potter" Movie Is The Most Magical?

Take our magic poll and SORT this out for yourself!

Wizards, witches, Squibs, and Muggles alike: It is about damn time we settled a debate that has plagued us ever since the esteemed J.K. Rowling's work was brought to the big screen.

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You know what I'm talking about: Which Harry Potter movie takes the crown (or Sorting Hat) as the most magical of them all?

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Maybe it's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the one that introduced us to Hogwarts and the wizarding world...

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... or perhaps Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2, the one that brought us fans SPECTACULAR closure.

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If "The Lord Of The Rings" Quotes Were Elvish Motivational Posters

Because Elvish is the most beautiful language of all.

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

"Ilya horyas men carë úvië ná i carë lúmenen yan me ná antaina."

Submitted by - Cates Holderness.

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“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost.”

"Tumnë talmar rahtainë nixenen umir."

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"I will not say 'do not weep,' for not all tears are an evil."

"áva nainuvalyë; an lá ilyë níreli nar úmiéo."

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How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse According To Margaret Atwood

Step one: head to the top of the Empire State Building.

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Which "Hunger Games" Character Is Your Soulmate?

Truth or Odair?

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This Is What It's Like To Watch "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1" For The First Time

So many fields. So many tears.

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For the past couple of months, I've been watching the Harry Potter films for the first time. This week I watched Deathly Hallows Part 1, and tweeted my thoughts.

If this is your first time with my first time, start here. We'll wait.

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The film opens with the Minister for Magic making a speech.

Oh hai, Bill Nighy!

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The New "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer Is All Kinds Of Steamy

“Mr. Grey will see you now” … in bed.

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The Dispute Between Amazon And Hachette Is Finally Over

A cease-fire for book buyers.

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While Amazon and Hachette successfully kept the exact terms of the dispute to themselves, Amazon was widely seen as wanting a bigger share of e-book revenue. Since Amazon also wanted lower e-book prices, that was seen by Hachette supporters as a move that threatened to undermine the publisher's existence. When Amazon raised the stakes by discouraging sales of Hachette books, that incited the ire of those authors and then other members of the literary community.

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