29 "Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets" Titles That Are Actually Accurate

Harry Potter and the Why Does Gilderoy Lockhart Even Exist?

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1. Harry Potter and the Elf Who Keeps On Trying to Injure Himself
2. Harry Potter and the What Exactly Is the Function of a Rubber Duck?
3. Harry Potter and the Blatant Mispronunciation of "Diagon Alley"
4. Harry Potter and the Why Would You Touch Anything in a Creepy Store?
5. Harry Potter and the Wow Lucius Malfoy Is a Dick

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6. Harry Potter and the One Where They're Late to School
7. Harry Potter and the Ron Should Definitely Not Be The One Driving That Car
8. Harry Potter and the Car That Refuses To Take Your Shit
9. Harry Potter and the Obviously Tape Won't Fix a Wand
10. Harry Potter and the Deafening (But Seriously Cool) Howler

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31 Things From "Harry Potter" That Could Be A Nickname For A Dick

These sound like penises, I’m not sorry.

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1. The Elder Wand
2. The Whomping Willow
3. Platform nine and three-quarters
4. Beater
5. Bludger
6. Professor Sprout
7. Fang
8. Wormtail
9. Nearly Headless Nick
10. Pocket Sneakoscope

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11. Peter Pettigrew
12. Skele-Gro
13. Flobberworm
14. Engorgio
15. Chudley Cannon
16. The Fat Friar
17. Howler
18. Jelly Slug
19. Mandrake Root
20. Jimmy Peaks

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Are These Harry Potter Spells Or Just Gibberish?

This will separate the witches from the Muggles.

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Can You Look At Thanksgiving The Same Way After Watching This?

“We got a brown and a pink person here…”

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31 Books That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Get ready to be inspired.

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Harper Perennial

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Paris Bookstore Shakespeare & Co. Sheltered Customers During Attacks

The famous bookstore acted as a safe haven for its customers on Friday night.

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Are You More Black Widow Or Scarlet Witch?

Hardcore and badass.

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Emma Watson Hated Hermione's Hair In The First "Harry Potter" Movie

RIP Hermione Granger’s book hair.

There's no denying that Emma Watson has grown up to be an incredibly accomplished young woman who also happens to be startlingly gorgeous.

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This is nothing new — in fact, the world saw the first budding of her perfection back during her days as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies.

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Now, Watson's revealed to Vogue Italia one of the things about those films that she is not a fan of in retrospect: That Hermione Granger hair.

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"When I see the images of the first Harry Potter, I immediately think of how ugly my hair was," she told Vogue Italia.

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What Poem Has Helped You With Your Depression?

“I rise, I rise, I rise.”

Poetry is a language that can soothe the soul.

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There is nothing quite like coming across a poem when you *really* needed words to help you with your depression.

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Maybe you've found comfort in a lyrical poem by e. e. cummings...

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...or perhaps you've been consoled by a specific Maya Angelou poem.

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Here's The First, Action-Packed Trailer For "Allegiant"

Get your first look at footage from the third film in the Divergent franchise! Plus, check out the movie’s poster, only on BuzzFeed.

Shailene Woodley in Divergent.

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Shailene Woodley in Insurgent.

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And judging from the first trailer, exclusively on BuzzFeed, that trend will only continue in The Divergent Series: Allegiant.

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