Words working together to scare you.
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Such as...
-Orwell, 1984
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Ring in the new year with these new reads. *Ranked in no particular order*
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Get In Trouble
Random House
Kelly Link
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If the adventures of Mr. Dick Pic don’t become a thing after this there truly is no justice.
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Robin Edds / BuzzFeed / Via penguin.com.au
Robin Edds / BuzzFeed / Via penguin.com.au
Robin Edds / BuzzFeed / Via penguin.com.au
Your crayons will be horrified. Slightly NSFW.
Because there's nothing more arousing than whipping out some crayons along with your dick.
The plot to the next Jurassic Park movie?
Because coloring books obviously aren't fulfilling their duties if they're not making you scream in horror.
“Religion, a mediaeval form of unreason, when combined with modern weaponry becomes a real threat to our freedoms.”
AP John Bazemore
Religion, a mediaeval form of unreason, when combined with modern weaponry becomes a real threat to our freedoms. This religious totalitarianism has caused a deadly mutation in the heart of Islam and we see the tragic consequences in Paris today. I stand with Charlie Hebdo, as we all must, to defend the art of satire, which has always been a force for liberty and against tyranny, dishonesty and stupidity. 'Respect for religion' has become a code phrase meaning 'fear of religion.' Religions, like all other ideas, deserve criticism, satire, and, yes, our fearless disrespect.
Murakami is here for you.
ASSOCIATED PRESS PETR DAVID JOSEK
The website, named 'Murakami-san no tokoro' or 'Mr. Murakami's place' will solicit problems from fans of the surrealist, whose novels are published in dozens of languages around the world.
The publicity-shy writer will pen answers to queries, offering his opinions and advice on how to tackle all manner of difficulties, said Shinchosha Publishing.
Via theguardian.com
A roundup of recent favorites we’ve reviewed in the BuzzFeed Books newsletter.
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Knopf
Louis Kapeleris
Just playing it as it lays, NBD.
Read them all. Really.
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Those sunglasses! That searing gaze!
The LIFE Images Collection / Getty Julian Wasser
It's also when she famously developed her simple but ridiculously effective packing list, which she catalogued in her collection of essays, The White Album.
"Two skirts, two jerseys or leotards, one pullover sweater, two pair shoes, stockings, bra, nightgown, robe, slippers, cigarettes, bourbon. Bag with: shampoo, toothbrush and paste. Basis soap, razor, deodorant, aspirin. prescriptions, Tampax, face cream, powder, baby oil."
That's it.
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Yaaaaaaas!
Courtesy of Céline
Everyday I’m Dumblin’.
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Warner Bros. / Colin Heasley for BuzzFeed
Warner Bros. / Colin Heasley for BuzzFeed
Warner Bros. / Colin Heasley
There are currently no leads into the disappearance of Mark Twain’s plaque from Woodlawn Cemetery.
The Mark Twain House & Museum
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Signet Classics
What Are The Creepiest Sentences From Literature?