31 Things From "Harry Potter" That Could Be A Nickname For A Dick

These sound like penises, I’m not sorry.

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1. The Elder Wand
2. The Whomping Willow
3. Platform nine and three-quarters
4. Beater
5. Bludger
6. Professor Sprout
7. Fang
8. Wormtail
9. Nearly Headless Nick
10. Pocket Sneakoscope

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11. Peter Pettigrew
12. Skele-Gro
13. Flobberworm
14. Engorgio
15. Chudley Cannon
16. The Fat Friar
17. Howler
18. Jelly Slug
19. Mandrake Root
20. Jimmy Peaks

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