When the going gets tough, the tough triple-space their papers.
Step 1: Be in your senior year of college and have an essay due tomorrow morning.

Step 2: Put words on the page even if those words make zero sense.

Step 3: Somehow still be severely under the page minimum.

Step 4: Commit to doing whatever it takes to make this paper longer (except for actually writing more).

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